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All our poisoned gifts

The Poisoned Gift Shop is an online store specializing in gifts such as bouquets of wilted flowers, bouquets of wilted roses, prank and humor gifts, mugs, special books, chocolate, scented candles, perfume, surprise balloons, and candies with very strange flavors. The gifts are specially designed for your ex, neighbor, mother-in-law, boss, friend, colleague, etc.
Porte-clés Stickman Doigt d'honneur couleur noir

key ring

Stickman Middle Finger key ring black color

CHF 9.00
CHF 9.00
Allez tous vous faire enc*ler

book

Everyone go get fucked

CHF 13.00
CHF 13.00
Les perles des urgences du sexe

book

The pearls of sex emergencies

CHF 8.00
CHF 8.00
Parapluie doigt d'honneur automatique

Umbrella

Automatic middle finger umbrella

CHF 20.00
CHF 20.00
Fausse couverture "Le complot Judéo islamique gay"

Book cover

Fake cover “The gay Judeo Islamic conspiracy”

CHF 7.00
CHF 7.00
Fausse couverture "Gérer sa nymphomanie au quotidien"

Book cover

Fake cover “Managing your nymphomania on a daily basis”

CHF 7.00
CHF 7.00
Boucles d'oreilles rouleaux de papier toilette

earrings

Toilet paper roll earrings

CHF 9.00
CHF 9.00
Boucles d'oreilles verre de vin rouge

earrings

Red wine glass earrings

CHF 9.00
CHF 9.00
Boucles d'oreilles feuille de cannabis

earrings

Cannabis leaf earrings

CHF 6.00
CHF 6.00
Autocollant doigt d'honneur

sticker

Middle finger sticker

CHF 6.00
CHF 6.00
Vin Rouge La cuvée de merde

Alcohol

Red Wine The Shit Cuvée

CHF 10.00
CHF 10.00
Porte-clés Stickman Pet couleur argent

key ring

Silver Color Stickman Pet Keychain

CHF 9.00
CHF 9.00
150 anecdotes macabres pour mettre l'ambiance en soirée

book

150 macabre anecdotes to set the mood for the evening

CHF 10.00
CHF 10.00
Fausse couverture "Les femmes ont-elles une âme ?"

Book cover

Fake cover “Do women have souls?”

CHF 7.00
CHF 7.00
Fausse couverture "J'apprends la langue des signes"

Book cover

Fake cover "I'm learning sign language"

CHF 7.00
CHF 7.00
Boucles d'oreilles Stickman doigt d'honneur

Earrings

Stickman middle finger earrings

CHF 7.00
CHF 7.00
Bean Boozled Jelly Belly Flaming Five Challenge

candy

Bean Boozled Jelly Belly Flaming Five Challenge

CHF 7.00
CHF 7.00
Bougie odeur Nachos au fromage

candle

Nachos scented candle with cheese

CHF 15.00
CHF 15.00
Boîte casse tête surprise à ouvrir

Surprise box

Surprise puzzle box to open

CHF 14.00
CHF 14.00
Chaussettes Rien ne m'arrive à la cheville...sauf ma bite !

Socks

Socks Nothing can come close to my ankle...except my dick!

CHF 7.00
CHF 7.00
Autocollant Micro Penis Club President

Sticker

Micro Penis Club President Sticker

CHF 6.00
CHF 6.00
Paroles de chat

Book

Cat words

CHF 4.00
CHF 4.00
Devinettes à la con

Book

Stupid Riddles

CHF 4.00
CHF 4.00
Fausse couverture "Les 100 plus beaux parkings du monde"

book cover

Fake cover "The 100 most beautiful parking lots in the world"

CHF 7.00
CHF 7.00

To have fun you need serious people

Secure payment in installments

Payment handled by Shopify Payment for credit cards, PayPal, Apple and Google Pay.
Klarna for 30-day payment or 3 interest-free installments. Payapl for 4 interest-free installments.

Delivery at your convenience to your home or to a relay point

Standard or express deliveries to your home or collection point with Colissimo, Chronopost, or Mondial Relay. Delivery takes between 24 and 72 hours, depending on the carrier chosen.

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