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All our poisoned gifts

The Poisoned Gift Shop is an online store specializing in gifts such as bouquets of wilted flowers, bouquets of wilted roses, prank and humor gifts, mugs, special books, chocolate, scented candles, perfume, surprise balloons, and candies with very strange flavors. The gifts are specially designed for your ex, neighbor, mother-in-law, boss, friend, colleague, etc.

To have fun you need serious people

Secure payment in installments

Payment handled by Shopify Payment for credit cards, PayPal, Apple and Google Pay.
Klarna for 30-day payment or 3 interest-free installments. Payapl for 4 interest-free installments.

Delivery at your convenience to your home or to a relay point

Standard or express deliveries to your home or collection point with Colissimo, Chronopost, or Mondial Relay. Delivery takes between 24 and 72 hours, depending on the carrier chosen.

Your best accomplice

It's me, always ready to listen to you and offer advice and information to ensure your gifts are a success. Available 7 days a week via email, chat, and WhatsApp.

All our poisoned gifts

Stupid excuses

The Little Book of Black Humor

Christmas tree decorations

How not to become an old fart

Surprise puzzle box to open

Anti-stress penis releaser

Cannabis leaf earrings

150 stupid ideas to appear intelligent

Middle finger sticker

Cannon of death that kills

Everyone go get fucked

The pearls of sex emergencies

Automatic middle finger umbrella

Fake cover “The gay Judeo Islamic conspiracy”

Fake cover “Managing your nymphomania on a daily basis”

Organic dried Carolina Reaper chilies, made in France

Positive anal plug

Red wine glass earrings

Van Holten's Garlic Joe Large Pickle

Silver vagina keychain

Red Wine The Shit Cuvée

Silver Color Stickman Pet Keychain

150 macabre anecdotes to set the mood for the evening

Fake cover “Do women have souls?”