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All our poisoned gifts

The Poisoned Gift Shop is an online store specializing in gifts such as bouquets of wilted flowers, bouquets of wilted roses, prank and humor gifts, mugs, special books, chocolate, scented candles, perfume, surprise balloons, and candies with very strange flavors. The gifts are specially designed for your ex, neighbor, mother-in-law, boss, friend, colleague, etc.
Hot Peanuts Challenge, les cacahuètes les plus fortes du monde

Peanuts

Hot Peanuts Challenge, the strongest peanuts in the world

CHF 10.00
CHF 10.00
Boucles d'oreilles pendantes Zizi

Earrings

Zizi dangling earrings

CHF 9.00
CHF 9.00
Bougie senteur bière

candle

Beer scented candle

CHF 15.00
CHF 15.00
Gelée d'herbe

Grass jelly

Grass jelly

CHF 4.00
CHF 4.00
Gros Cornichon Van Holten's Sour Sis acidulé

Pickle

Van Holten's Sour Sis Large Pickle Sour

CHF 3.00
CHF 3.00 CHF 6.00
Mug F*ck You

Mug

F*ck You Mug

CHF 14.00
CHF 14.00
Fausse couverture "Réussir ses dickpics"

Book cover

Fake cover “Succeed in your dickpics”

CHF 7.00
CHF 7.00
Bougie senteur Mary Jane

Candle

Mary Jane scented candle

CHF 15.00
CHF 15.00
Tofu puant épicé

Fermented tofu

Spicy Stinky Tofu

CHF 4.00
CHF 4.00
Insultes à la con

book

Stupid insults

CHF 4.00
CHF 4.00
Proverbes à la con

book

Stupid proverbs

CHF 4.00
CHF 4.00
Mug magique doigt d'honneur

Mug

Magic Middle Finger Mug

CHF 14.00
CHF 14.00
Clé USB cri de chèvre

USB key prank

Goat cry USB key

CHF 15.00
CHF 15.00
Fausse couverture "La spéléo dans ton cul"

Book cover

Fake cover “Caving in your ass”

CHF 7.00
CHF 7.00
Collier Pendentif Stickman Doigt d'honneur couleur or

Necklace

Gold Color Stickman Middle Finger Pendant Necklace

CHF 8.00
CHF 8.00
Chaussettes à paillettes SuperConnasse

Socks

SuperBitch Glitter Socks

CHF 7.00
CHF 7.00
Boucles d'oreilles Spermatozoïde

Earrings

Sperm Earrings

CHF 7.00
CHF 7.00
Autocollant pour voiture nombre d'accident

Sticker

Accident number car sticker

CHF 6.00
CHF 6.00
The dick-flavored lollipop - The treat that dares to be different!

Candy

The dick-flavored lollipop - The treat that dares to be different!

CHF 7.00
CHF 7.00
Ghost Pepper Hard Candy, les bonbons très hot

Candy

Ghost Pepper Hard Candy, the very hot candy

CHF 8.00
CHF 8.00
Carte d'anniversaire "Joyeux anniversaire en rot" avec musique sans fin et paillettes

cards

"Happy Burping Birthday" Birthday Card with Endless Music and Glitter

CHF 15.00
CHF 15.00
Autocollant "Vous êtes vraiment garé comme une merde"

sticker

"You're really parked like shit" sticker

CHF 5.00
CHF 5.00
Fausse couverture "Boire et conduire : les astuces pour ne pas se faire prendre"

Book cover

Fake cover “Drinking and driving: tips to avoid getting caught”

CHF 7.00
CHF 7.00
Jeux de mots à la con

Book

Stupid puns

CHF 4.00
CHF 4.00

To have fun you need serious people

Secure payment in installments

Payment handled by Shopify Payment for credit cards, PayPal, Apple and Google Pay.
Klarna for 30-day payment or 3 interest-free installments. Payapl for 4 interest-free installments.

Delivery at your convenience to your home or to a relay point

Standard or express deliveries to your home or collection point with Colissimo, Chronopost, or Mondial Relay. Delivery takes between 24 and 72 hours, depending on the carrier chosen.

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