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All our poisoned gifts

The Poisoned Gift Shop is an online store specializing in gifts such as bouquets of wilted flowers, bouquets of wilted roses, prank and humor gifts, mugs, special books, chocolate, scented candles, perfume, surprise balloons, and candies with very strange flavors. The gifts are specially designed for your ex, neighbor, mother-in-law, boss, friend, colleague, etc.
Chocolat Ogeez Caramel beurre salé

chocolate

Ogeez Chocolate Salted Butter Caramel

CHF 4.00
CHF 4.00 CHF 9.00
Carte "Happy Birthday" bruit de pet sans fin et paillettes

Birthday cards

"Happy Birthday" card with endless fart noise and glitter

CHF 15.00
CHF 15.00
Bougie senteur Gasoil

candle

Diesel scented candle

CHF 15.00
CHF 15.00
Lot de 3 enveloppes piégées avec des paillettes

Envelope

Set of 3 trapped envelopes with glitter

CHF 6.00
CHF 6.00
Sour Popcorn Challenge, le Pop Corn le plus acidulé au monde

pop corn

Sour Popcorn Challenge, the tangiest Popcorn in the world

CHF 7.00
CHF 7.00 CHF 9.00
Bertie botts Harry Potter Jelly Belly

candy

Bertie botts Harry Potter Jelly Belly

CHF 7.00
CHF 7.00 CHF 9.00
Porte clés testicules

key ring

Testicles keychain

CHF 8.00
CHF 8.00
Faux vomi

stuffing and catches

Fake vomit

CHF 7.00
CHF 7.00
Lot de 100 autocollants "For Rectal Use Only"

Sticker

Pack of 100 "For Rectal Use Only" stickers

CHF 5.00
CHF 5.00
Calendrier 2025 des testicules de chat

Calendar

2025 Cat Testicles Calendar

CHF 11.00
CHF 11.00
Bonbons miracles, les fausses boîtes de médicament humoristique

Fake medicine box

Miracle Candies, the Funny Fake Medicine Boxes

CHF 7.00
CHF 7.00
Spray parfumé senteur Ail Maroilles

Stink spray

Maroilles Garlic Scented Spray

CHF 11.00
CHF 11.00
Hot Nut Challenge, les cacahuètes les plus fortes du monde

Peanuts

Hot Nut Challenge, the strongest peanuts in the world

CHF 11.00
CHF 11.00 CHF 13.00
Pilules miracles, les fausses boîtes de médicament humoristique

Fake medicine box

Miracle pills, fake boxes of humorous medicine

CHF 7.00
CHF 7.00
Porte-clés zizi argenté

key ring

Silver willy key ring

CHF 9.00
CHF 9.00
Fausse couverture "Mieux vivre avec son micropénis"

Book cover

Fake cover “Living better with your micropenis”

CHF 7.00
CHF 7.00
Bougie senteur transpiration

candle

Perspiration scented candle

CHF 15.00
CHF 15.00
Tofu puant fermenté

Fermented tofu

Fermented stinky tofu

CHF 5.00
CHF 5.00
Tatouages temporaires humoristiques

Fake tattoo

Humorous temporary tattoos

CHF 5.00
CHF 5.00
Main LED doigt d'honneur pour voiture

LED lamp

Hand LED middle finger for car

CHF 15.00
CHF 15.00
150 Idées Pour Emmerder Ses Collègues

book

150 Ideas to Annoy Your Colleagues

CHF 4.00
CHF 4.00
Bougie senteur vomi

candle

Vomit scented candle

CHF 15.00
CHF 15.00
Hot Cashew Nuts Challenge, les noix de cajou les plus fortes du monde

Cashew nuts

Hot Cashew Nuts Challenge, the strongest cashews in the world

CHF 12.00
CHF 12.00
Porte-clés Stickman Doigt d'honneur couleur argent

Key ring

Silver Color Stickman Middle Finger Keychain

CHF 9.00
CHF 9.00

To have fun you need serious people

Secure payment in installments

Payment handled by Shopify Payment for credit cards, PayPal, Apple and Google Pay.
Klarna for 30-day payment or 3 interest-free installments. Payapl for 4 interest-free installments.

Delivery at your convenience to your home or to a relay point

Standard or express deliveries to your home or collection point with Colissimo, Chronopost, or Mondial Relay. Delivery takes between 24 and 72 hours, depending on the carrier chosen.

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