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All our poisoned gifts

The Poisoned Gift Shop is an online store specializing in gifts such as bouquets of wilted flowers, bouquets of wilted roses, prank and humor gifts, mugs, special books, chocolate, scented candles, perfume, surprise balloons, and candies with very strange flavors. The gifts are specially designed for your ex, neighbor, mother-in-law, boss, friend, colleague, etc.

To have fun you need serious people

Secure payment in installments

Payment handled by Shopify Payment for credit cards, PayPal, Apple and Google Pay.
Klarna for 30-day payment or 3 interest-free installments. Payapl for 4 interest-free installments.

Delivery at your convenience to your home or to a relay point

Standard or express deliveries to your home or collection point with Colissimo, Chronopost, or Mondial Relay. Delivery takes between 24 and 72 hours, depending on the carrier chosen.

Your best accomplice

It's me, always ready to listen to you and offer advice and information to ensure your gifts are a success. Available 7 days a week via email, chat, and WhatsApp.

All our poisoned gifts

Ogeez Chocolate Salted Butter Caramel

2026 Shit Calendar to Print

Cock key ring shopping cart token

Powerdrops, the extract with 1 million Scovilles

Zizi S*ck Me earring

Ogeez Chocolate Popping Candy

Sour Popcorn Challenge, the tangiest Popcorn in the world

Bertie botts Harry Potter Jelly Belly

2025 Cat Testicles Calendar

Fake scratch card winning €50,000

Fake vomit

Set of 3 trapped envelopes with glitter

"Happy Birthday" card with endless fart noise and glitter

Diesel scented candle

Maroilles Garlic Scented Spray

Cat Asshole Calendar

Miracle pills, fake boxes of humorous medicine

Pack of 100 "For Rectal Use Only" stickers

Vomit scented candle

Fake cover “Living better with your micropenis”