Our books and stationery

Why choose our books and quirky stationery?

At Cadeau Empoisonné, we believe that reading and writing should never be boring. Our collection of humorous books and original stationery is specially curated for those who cultivate self-deprecation, black humor, and the art of provocation. Whether you're looking for a gift for a colleague or to spice up your personal library, you've come to the right place.

The art of the prank with our fake book covers

Our fake book covers have become a true signature of our shop. They allow you to transform any ordinary book into an object of scandal or immediate laughter. Among our bestsellers, you'll find improbable titles such as:

• "My Best Placenta Recipes" to shock your kitchen guests.
• "Succeeding at Nymphomania Daily" or "The Judeo-Islamic-Gay Conspiracy" to test the limits of your entourage.
• "Unemployed, Why Not You?" or "I Slack Off at Work", perfect for a very noticed read on public transport.
• Absurd guides like "Better Living with Your Micropenis" or "Learning Sign Language with One Finger".

Practical guides to survive in society (or not)

Beyond the farce, we offer genuine bedside books for rebellious spirits. Learn the art of witty comebacks with "Stupid Proverbs", or discover how to elegantly sabotage your career with the guide "100 Ideas to Mess Up at Work". For new parents with a sense of dark humor, our manual "Traumatizing Your Child to Make Them a Maladjusted But Brilliant Adult" is a must-have.

Stationery and Calendars: Organization, Trash Style

Prepare for the year 2026 with a daily dose of absurdity. Our original calendars are unlike any other:

• The "F*** 2026" calendar to note your appointments with the necessary dose of vulgarity.
• Unforgettable visual themes like "dogs pooping in beautiful places" or "best mullet haircuts".
• Our musical greeting cards (endless singing cat, fart sound) for memorable birthdays and Christmases.

Complete your Cadeau Empoisonné experience

A quirky book is rarely given alone. For a complete gift pack that is perfectly consistent with your sense of humor, don't forget to check out our other collections:

• Accompany your reading with a clear message with our unusual jewelry and middle finger rings.
• Enjoy a hot drink in one of our mugs with provocative messages.
• Create a (more or less) pleasant olfactory atmosphere with our handmade candles.
• Or explore the strange flavors of our fine and offbeat grocery products section.