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Do you want to give a book to spread a word or shame someone? We have the best selection of books to make you jubilant. Add a trapped envelope with glitter.

Carte d'anniversaire "Joyeux anniversaire en rot" avec musique sans fin et paillettes

Type: cards

"Happy Burping Birthday" Birthday Card with Endless Music and Glitter

Regular price CHF 15.00
Sale price CHF 15.00 Regular price
Fausse couverture "Boire et conduire : les astuces pour ne pas se faire prendre"

Type: Book cover

Fake cover “Drinking and driving: tips to avoid getting caught”

Regular price CHF 7.00
Sale price CHF 7.00 Regular price
Jeux de mots à la con

Type: Book

Stupid puns

Regular price CHF 4.00
Sale price CHF 4.00 Regular price
Comment traumatiser votre enfant - 7 méthodes infaillibles pour en faire un être inadapté mais génial

Type: book

How to traumatize your child - 7 surefire ways to turn him into a maladjusted but awesome person

Regular price CHF 10.00
Sale price CHF 10.00 Regular price
150 idées pour emmerder son patron

Type: book

150 ideas to piss off your boss

Regular price CHF 4.00
Sale price CHF 4.00 Regular price
Tout ce que vous aimeriez dire à votre boss - Mais il ne vaut mieux pas

Type: book

Everything You'd Like to Say to Your Boss - But You'd Better Not

Regular price CHF 3.00
Sale price CHF 3.00 Regular price
Excuses à la con

Type: book

Stupid excuses

Regular price CHF 4.00
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Le petit livre de l'humour noir

Type: book

The Little Book of Black Humor

Regular price CHF 4.00
Sale price CHF 4.00 Regular price
Comment ne pas devenir un vieux con

Type: Book

How not to become an old fart

Regular price CHF 8.00
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150 idées à la con pour paraître intelligent

Type: book

150 stupid ideas to appear intelligent

Regular price CHF 3.00
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Allez tous vous faire enc*ler

Type: book

Everyone go get fucked

Regular price CHF 13.00
Sale price CHF 13.00 Regular price
Les perles des urgences du sexe

Type: book

The pearls of sex emergencies

Regular price CHF 8.00
Sale price CHF 8.00 Regular price
Fausse couverture "Le complot Judéo islamique gay"

Type: Book cover

Fake cover “The gay Judeo Islamic conspiracy”

Regular price CHF 7.00
Sale price CHF 7.00 Regular price
Fausse couverture "Gérer sa nymphomanie au quotidien"

Type: Book cover

Fake cover “Managing your nymphomania on a daily basis”

Regular price CHF 7.00
Sale price CHF 7.00 Regular price
150 anecdotes macabres pour mettre l'ambiance en soirée

Type: book

150 macabre anecdotes to set the mood for the evening

Regular price CHF 10.00
Sale price CHF 10.00 Regular price
Fausse couverture "Les femmes ont-elles une âme ?"

Type: Book cover

Fake cover “Do women have souls?”

Regular price CHF 7.00
Sale price CHF 7.00 Regular price
Fausse couverture "J'apprends la langue des signes"

Type: Book cover

Fake cover "I'm learning sign language"

Regular price CHF 7.00
Sale price CHF 7.00 Regular price
Paroles de chat

Type: Book

Cat words

Regular price CHF 4.00
Sale price CHF 4.00 Regular price
Devinettes à la con

Type: Book

Stupid Riddles

Regular price CHF 4.00
Sale price CHF 4.00 Regular price
Fausse couverture "Les 100 plus beaux parkings du monde"

Type: book cover

Fake cover "The 100 most beautiful parking lots in the world"

Regular price CHF 7.00
Sale price CHF 7.00 Regular price
Le petit livre à lire aux toilettes Le Retour

Type: book

The little book to read in the toilet The Return

Regular price CHF 4.00
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Le petit livre noir des cons

Type: book

The Little Black Book of Fools

Regular price CHF 4.00
Sale price CHF 4.00 Regular price
Tout ce que vous aimeriez dire à... votre moitié - Mais il ne vaut mieux pas

Type: book

Everything you'd like to say to... your other half - But it's better not

Regular price CHF 3.00
Sale price CHF 3.00 Regular price
Petit manuel d'autodéfense humoristique face aux complotistes

Type: book

Small humorous self-defense manual against conspiracy theorists

Regular price CHF 4.00
Sale price CHF 4.00 Regular price

Why choose our books and quirky stationery?

At Cadeau Empoisonné, we believe that reading and writing should never be boring. Our collection of humorous books and original stationery is specially curated for those who cultivate self-deprecation, black humor, and the art of provocation. Whether you're looking for a gift for a colleague or to spice up your personal library, you've come to the right place.

The art of the prank with our fake book covers

Our fake book covers have become a true signature of our shop. They allow you to transform any ordinary book into an object of scandal or immediate laughter. Among our bestsellers, you'll find improbable titles such as:

  • "My Best Placenta Recipes" to shock your kitchen guests.
  • "Succeeding at Nymphomania Daily" or "The Judeo-Islamic-Gay Conspiracy" to test the limits of your entourage.
  • "Unemployed, Why Not You?" or "I Slack Off at Work", perfect for a very noticed read on public transport.
  • Absurd guides like "Better Living with Your Micropenis" or "Learning Sign Language with One Finger".

Practical guides to survive in society (or not)

Beyond the farce, we offer genuine bedside books for rebellious spirits. Learn the art of witty comebacks with "Stupid Proverbs", or discover how to elegantly sabotage your career with the guide "100 Ideas to Mess Up at Work". For new parents with a sense of dark humor, our manual "Traumatizing Your Child to Make Them a Maladjusted But Brilliant Adult" is a must-have.

Stationery and Calendars: Organization, Trash Style

Prepare for the year 2026 with a daily dose of absurdity. Our original calendars are unlike any other:

  • The "F*** 2026" calendar to note your appointments with the necessary dose of vulgarity.
  • Unforgettable visual themes like "dogs pooping in beautiful places" or "best mullet haircuts".
  • Our musical greeting cards (endless singing cat, fart sound) for memorable birthdays and Christmases.

Complete your Cadeau Empoisonné experience

A quirky book is rarely given alone. For a complete gift pack that is perfectly consistent with your sense of humor, don't forget to check out our other collections: