How to traumatize your child - 7 surefire ways to turn him into a maladjusted but awesome person
How to traumatize your child - 7 surefire ways to turn him into a maladjusted but awesome person
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To succeed in your joke
Childhood trauma is a decisive advantage in life.
Let your children benefit from it!
Learn how to:
- determine your trauma parent profile;
- cultivate resentment in your offspring;
- give your child enough material to write his or her memoirs one day.
Because traumatizing your child is inevitable, it's best to do it deliberately and subtly. It's challenging at first, but with this classic book (and a little perseverance), you'll achieve it effortlessly. Later, your child will understand how much energy you've put into this task and will appreciate your dedication.
This anniversary edition features new quizzes that will help you assess your trauma skills and optimize your child's resentment.
