Stupid excuses

What excuse will you have for not buying this book?

Discover a compilation of the most improbable and hilarious excuses ever heard! These 150 pretexts – often totally improbable – will make you burst out laughing and, who knows, maybe even inspire you. Test them out just for the pleasure of seeing the incredulous faces of your interlocutors. An absurd and offbeat read not to be missed!

Are you cheating on your wife? Tell her: "I'm a sleepwalker, it's not my fault!" or "I didn't mean to cheat on you, darling, it's just a tribute to DSK."

Want to skip dinner? "Sorry, but next Saturday I'll be sick," or more frankly: "I can't come because I'm bored at your place."

A few minutes late? "Godzilla attacked my subway car this morning" will probably do the trick!