Stupid proverbs

150 Absurd Proverbs for All Occasions!

Dive into a crazy collection of proverbs on all subjects: men, women, love, alcohol, animals… and even gems for geeks! Offbeat, improbable and hilarious phrases that will revisit popular wisdom with humor. To read, share and savor without moderation!

"If the Tower of Pisa leans to the left, it means it's going to rain. If it leans to the right, you're coming from the other side of the street."

"Next to an empty glass there is always a full man."

"The difference between Windows and a virus is that the virus works."

"Children in the dark do mischief, and mischief in the dark makes children!"

"A glass always breaks on the last bounce."

"When a woman asks you a question, you are only allowed one answer, the one she expects."