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All our poisoned gifts

The Poisoned Gift Shop is an online store specializing in gifts such as bouquets of wilted flowers, bouquets of wilted roses, prank and humor gifts, mugs, special books, chocolate, scented candles, perfume, surprise balloons, and candies with very strange flavors. The gifts are specially designed for your ex, neighbor, mother-in-law, boss, friend, colleague, etc.
Mug magique BBC

Mug

BBC Magic Mug

CHF 18.00
CHF 18.00
Hot Chip Jelly Beans Spicy Fruit Flavours, piment et fruits

Candy

Hot Chip Jelly Beans Spicy Fruit Flavors, chili and fruit

CHF 6.00
CHF 6.00
Chaussettes cul de chien

Socks

Dog butt socks

CHF 8.00
CHF 8.00
Carte "Happy Birthday" cri sans fin et paillettes

Birthday cards

"Happy Birthday" card with endless shout and glitter

CHF 15.00
CHF 15.00
Bougie senteur urine

candle

Urine scented candle

CHF 15.00
CHF 15.00
Chaussettes à paillettes pour femme à message

Socks

Women's glitter socks with message

CHF 7.00
CHF 7.00
Les pilules miracles du docteur Dugland

Fake medicine box

Dr. Dugland's Miracle Pills

CHF 7.00
CHF 7.00
Chocolat Ogeez Speculoos

chocolate

Ogeez Speculoos Chocolate

CHF 4.00
CHF 4.00 CHF 9.00
Autocollant de sites pornographiques

sticker

Porn Sites Sticker

CHF 4.00
CHF 4.00 CHF 5.00
Carte "Joyeux Noël" chien qui chante sans fin et paillettes

cards

"Merry Christmas" card with a singing dog and glitter

CHF 15.00
CHF 15.00
Gros Cornichon Van Holten's Hot Mama au piment

Pickle

Van Holten's Hot Mama Chilli Pickle Large

CHF 3.00
CHF 3.00 CHF 6.00
150 idées pour emmerder le monde

book

150 ideas to piss off the world

CHF 4.00
CHF 4.00
Tong claquette empreinte bite

flip-flop

Cock print flip flops

CHF 12.00
CHF 12.00
Fausse couverture "Gants, écharpe, bonnet, recyclez votre animal"

Book cover

Fake cover “Gloves, scarf, hat, recycle your pet”

CHF 7.00
CHF 7.00
Hot Chip Strips Smoked Scorpio

Chips

Hot Chip Strips Smoked Scorpio

CHF 5.00
CHF 5.00 CHF 6.00
La Barbe à Papa la plus pimenté du monde

Cotton candy

The World's Spiciest Cotton Candy

CHF 13.00
CHF 13.00 CHF 15.00
Chips Herr's Carolina Reaper

Chips

Herr's Carolina Reaper Chips

CHF 7.00
CHF 7.00
Clé de voiture électrique

Key ring

electric car key

CHF 8.00
CHF 8.00
Lot de 3 préservatifs "Pour le bien de tous ne te reproduis pas!"

Condoms

Set of 3 condoms "For the good of all, don't reproduce!"

CHF 9.00
CHF 9.00
Collier Pendentif Stickman Doigt d'honneur couleur argent

Necklace

Silver Color Stickman Middle Finger Pendant Necklace

CHF 8.00
CHF 8.00
Boucles d'oreilles pendantes Stickman doigt d'honneur

earrings

Stickman Middle Finger Dangle Earrings

CHF 9.00
CHF 9.00
Pourquoi être de droite, c'est génial

Book

Why being right-wing is great

CHF 8.00
CHF 8.00
150 idées pour se débarrasser des cons

book

150 ideas for getting rid of idiots

CHF 4.00
CHF 4.00
100 idées pour foutre la merde à un dîner de famille

book

100 ideas for making a mess of a family dinner

CHF 4.00
CHF 4.00

To have fun you need serious people

Secure payment in installments

Payment handled by Shopify Payment for credit cards, PayPal, Apple and Google Pay.
Klarna for 30-day payment or 3 interest-free installments. Payapl for 4 interest-free installments.

Delivery at your convenience to your home or to a relay point

Standard or express deliveries to your home or collection point with Colissimo, Chronopost, or Mondial Relay. Delivery takes between 24 and 72 hours, depending on the carrier chosen.

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