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All our poisoned gifts

The Poisoned Gift Shop is an online store specializing in gifts such as bouquets of wilted flowers, bouquets of wilted roses, prank and humor gifts, mugs, special books, chocolate, scented candles, perfume, surprise balloons, and candies with very strange flavors. The gifts are specially designed for your ex, neighbor, mother-in-law, boss, friend, colleague, etc.
Boucles d'oreilles serviettes hygiéniques

earrings

Sanitary napkin earrings

CHF 6.00
CHF 6.00
Fausse couverture "Boire et conduire : les astuces pour ne pas se faire prendre"

Book cover

Fake cover “Drinking and driving: tips to avoid getting caught”

CHF 7.00
CHF 7.00
Jeux de mots à la con

Book

Stupid puns

CHF 4.00
CHF 4.00
Autocollant I love anal

sticker

I love anal sticker

CHF 6.00
CHF 6.00
Boucles d'oreilles vagin

earrings

Vagina earrings

CHF 9.00
CHF 9.00
Cache tétons avec piercing

Nipple covers

Nipple covers with piercing

CHF 14.00
CHF 14.00
Le porte clé capsule le plus pimenté au monde

poster

The world's spiciest capsule keychain

CHF 9.00
CHF 9.00
Bonbons à la framboise et au piment, des bonbons très piquants

candy

Raspberry and chili candies, very spicy candies

CHF 9.00
CHF 9.00
Fausse Crotte

Fake poop

Fake Poop

CHF 6.00
CHF 6.00
Comment traumatiser votre enfant - 7 méthodes infaillibles pour en faire un être inadapté mais génial

book

How to traumatize your child - 7 surefire ways to turn him into a maladjusted but awesome person

CHF 10.00
CHF 10.00
Parapluie doigt d'honneur manuel

Umbrella

Manual middle finger umbrella

CHF 16.00
CHF 16.00 CHF 21.00
Chaussettes Super-Connard

Socks

Super-Asshole Socks

CHF 7.00
CHF 7.00
Popcorn Spicy Caramel Hot Chip

pop corn

Popcorn Spicy Caramel Hot Chip

CHF 4.00
CHF 4.00 CHF 5.00
Nouilles Buldak 2x Spicy Hot Chicken

Noodles

Buldak Noodles 2x Spicy Hot Chicken

CHF 3.00
CHF 3.00 CHF 6.00
62 autocollants d'interdictions drôles

sticker

62 Funny Prohibition Stickers

CHF 6.00
CHF 6.00 CHF 8.00
Décorations de sapin pour Noël

Christmas decoration

Christmas tree decorations

CHF 6.00
CHF 6.00
Autocollant doigt d'honneur

sticker

Middle finger sticker

CHF 6.00
CHF 6.00
Porte-clés Stickman Doigt d'honneur couleur noir

key ring

Stickman Middle Finger key ring black color

CHF 9.00
CHF 9.00
150 idées pour emmerder son patron

book

150 ideas to piss off your boss

CHF 4.00
CHF 4.00
Tout ce que vous aimeriez dire à votre boss - Mais il ne vaut mieux pas

book

Everything You'd Like to Say to Your Boss - But You'd Better Not

CHF 3.00
CHF 3.00
Dr Sour Blast Balls Extreme Sour, les bonbons très acidulés

candy

Dr Sour Blast Balls Extreme Sour, the very sour candies

CHF 7.00
CHF 7.00
Bonhomme Voodoo anti stress Boss

game

Boss Stress Relief Voodoo Man

CHF 13.00
CHF 13.00
Boîte casse tête surprise à ouvrir

Surprise box

Surprise puzzle box to open

CHF 14.00
CHF 14.00
Piments Carolina Reaper séchés BIO, made in France

Peppers

Organic dried Carolina Reaper chilies, made in France

CHF 14.00
CHF 14.00

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Secure payment in installments

Payment handled by Shopify Payment for credit cards, PayPal, Apple and Google Pay.
Klarna for 30-day payment or 3 interest-free installments. Payapl for 4 interest-free installments.

Delivery at your convenience to your home or to a relay point

Standard or express deliveries to your home or collection point with Colissimo, Chronopost, or Mondial Relay. Delivery takes between 24 and 72 hours, depending on the carrier chosen.

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