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All our poisoned gifts

The Poisoned Gift Shop is an online store specializing in gifts such as bouquets of wilted flowers, bouquets of wilted roses, prank and humor gifts, mugs, special books, chocolate, scented candles, perfume, surprise balloons, and candies with very strange flavors. The gifts are specially designed for your ex, neighbor, mother-in-law, boss, friend, colleague, etc.

To have fun you need serious people

Secure payment in installments

Payment handled by Shopify Payment for credit cards, PayPal, Apple and Google Pay.
Klarna for 30-day payment or 3 interest-free installments. Payapl for 4 interest-free installments.

Delivery at your convenience to your home or to a relay point

Standard or express deliveries to your home or collection point with Colissimo, Chronopost, or Mondial Relay. Delivery takes between 24 and 72 hours, depending on the carrier chosen.

Your best accomplice

It's me, always ready to listen to you and offer advice and information to ensure your gifts are a success. Available 7 days a week via email, chat, and WhatsApp.

All our poisoned gifts

Goat cry USB key

Why being right-wing is great

Fake cover “Caving in your ass”

Manual middle finger umbrella

"Happy Birthday" card with endless shout and glitter

Mary Jane scented candle

Sanitary napkin earrings

Magic Middle Finger Mug

How to traumatize your child - 7 surefire ways to turn him into a maladjusted but awesome person

Dr Sour Blast Balls Extreme Sour, the very sour candies

Black cock socks

The world's spiciest capsule keychain

Christmas tree decorations

Fake Poop

Everything You'd Like to Say to Your Boss - But You'd Better Not

100 ideas for making a mess of a family dinner

Fake cover “Drinking and driving: tips to avoid getting caught”

SuperBitch Glitter Socks

Super-Asshole Socks

Boss Stress Relief Voodoo Man