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All our poisoned gifts

The Poisoned Gift Shop is an online store specializing in gifts such as bouquets of wilted flowers, bouquets of wilted roses, prank and humor gifts, mugs, special books, chocolate, scented candles, perfume, surprise balloons, and candies with very strange flavors. The gifts are specially designed for your ex, neighbor, mother-in-law, boss, friend, colleague, etc.

Boucles d'oreilles Stickman doigt d'honneur

Type: Earrings

Stickman middle finger earrings

Regular price CHF 7.00
Sale price CHF 7.00 Regular price
Bougie odeur Nachos au fromage

Type: Candle

Nachos scented candle with cheese

Regular price CHF 15.00
Sale price CHF 15.00 Regular price
Scovillas Dragonfire, la Sauce Piment Extrême Ultra Forte 3 ml

Type: Sauce

Scovilla's Dragonfire, The Ultra Hot Extreme Chili Sauce 3 ml

Regular price CHF 6.00
Sale price CHF 6.00 Regular price
Trousse poisson

Type: Kit

Fish kit

Regular price CHF 8.00
Sale price CHF 8.00 Regular price
Défouleur sein anti stress

Type: Anti-stress

Anti-stress breast reliever

Regular price CHF 7.00
Sale price CHF 7.00 Regular price
Lot de 50 faux cafards

Type: Fake cockroaches

Pack of 50 fake cockroaches

Regular price CHF 7.00
Sale price CHF 7.00 Regular price
Autocollant Micro Penis Club President

Type: Sticker

Micro Penis Club President Sticker

Regular price CHF 6.00
Sale price CHF 6.00 Regular price
Devinettes à la con

Type: Book

Stupid Riddles

Regular price CHF 4.00
Sale price CHF 4.00 Regular price
Vin Rouge La cuvée de merde

Type: Alcohol

Red Wine The Shit Cuvée

Regular price CHF 10.00
Sale price CHF 10.00 Regular price
Vin Rouge La cuvée des Branleurs

Type: Alcohol

Red Wine The Branleurs vintage

Regular price CHF 10.00
Sale price CHF 10.00 Regular price
150 anecdotes macabres pour mettre l'ambiance en soirée

Type: Book

150 macabre anecdotes to set the mood for the evening

Regular price CHF 10.00
Sale price CHF 10.00 Regular price
Fausse couverture "Revendre ses médicaments à des drogués"

Type: Book cover

False cover “Reselling your drugs to drug addicts”

Regular price CHF 7.00
Sale price CHF 7.00 Regular price
Fausse couverture "Mes meilleures recettes au placenta"

Type: Book cover

Fake cover "My best placenta recipes"

Regular price CHF 7.00
Sale price CHF 7.00 Regular price
Fausse couverture "Les femmes ont-elles une âme ?"

Type: Book cover

Fake cover “Do women have souls?”

Regular price CHF 7.00
Sale price CHF 7.00 Regular price
Fausse couverture "Le Kama Sutra pour les handicapés"

Type: Book cover

Fake cover "The Kama Sutra for the Disabled"

Regular price CHF 7.00
Sale price CHF 7.00 Regular price
Fausse couverture "J'apprends la langue des signes"

Type: Book cover

Fake cover "I'm learning sign language"

Regular price CHF 7.00
Sale price CHF 7.00 Regular price
Collier Pendentif Doigt d'honneur couleur or rose

Type: Necklace

Rose Gold Color Middle Finger Pendant Necklace

Regular price CHF 8.00
Sale price CHF 8.00 Regular price
Bean Boozled Jelly Belly Flaming Five Challenge

Type: candy

Bean Boozled Jelly Belly Flaming Five Challenge

Regular price CHF 7.00
Sale price CHF 7.00 Regular price
Chaussettes couilles de chat

Type: Socks

Cat balls socks

Regular price CHF 9.00
Sale price CHF 9.00 Regular price
Calendrier Onlygrans

Type: Calendar

Onlygrans Calendar

Regular price CHF 8.00
Sale price CHF 8.00 Regular price CHF 14.00
Caca positif

Type: Plush

Positive poop

Regular price CHF 8.00
Sale price CHF 8.00 Regular price
Mug Le matin c'est dur...comme ma bite !

Type: Mug

Mug In the morning it's hard...like my dick!

Regular price CHF 9.00
Sale price CHF 9.00 Regular price
Chaussettes Rien ne m'arrive à la cheville...sauf ma bite !

Type: Socks

Socks Nothing can come close to my ankle...except my dick!

Regular price CHF 7.00
Sale price CHF 7.00 Regular price
Paroles de chat

Type: Book

Cat words

Regular price CHF 4.00
Sale price CHF 4.00 Regular price

Discover all our poisoned, funny and unusual gifts

Are you looking for a gift that is absolutely nothing like what you find in a traditional store?

Welcome to Cadeau Empoisonné.

Discover all our poisoned gifts, pranks, jokes, challenges, humorous gadgets and unusual surprises gathered in a single collection.

Here, the goal is not just to offer something.

The goal is to provoke a reaction.

Laughter, surprise, doubt, grimace, small revenge or immediate regret for having accepted a challenge: it's up to you to choose the desired effect.

What is a poisoned gift?

Rest assured: the name is to be taken with humor.

At Cadeau Empoisonné, a poisoned giftis above all a funny, quirky or deliberately tricky gift designed to surprise its recipient.

This can be:

  • a prank or a joke;
  • a fake gift;
  • a humorous item;
  • a food challenge;
  • an unusual gadget;
  • a product with an improbable smell;
  • a trick card;
  • a deliberately embarrassing gift;
  • or simply an object so absurd that it becomes impossible to forget.

Some gifts immediately provoke a fit of laughter.

Others take a few seconds before the victim understands what just happened to them.

It is often these few seconds that make all the difference.

Funny gifts for your friends, colleagues and loved ones

Are you looking for a funny giftfor someone in particular?

Our shop gathers ideas suitable for all kinds of victims.

A friend who loves challenges.

A colleague who spends their time playing jokes on you.

A bosswho has enough humor to receive a slightly dubious gift.

A neighbor with whom you have a... particular relationship.

A mother-in-law who is difficult to surprise.

Or even an ex who still deserves a little attention.

Everyone can have their poisoned gift.

Some more than others.

Pranks, jokes and tricks to make your best jokes

Do you prefer to prank someone rather than give them a classic gift?

Discover our pranks, jokes and tricks.

Sprays and stink bombs, fake winning tickets, trick cards, rigged objects, humorous gadgets and other bad ideas: our selection allows you to organize jokes between friends, colleagues or family members.

A good prank often relies on three elements:

the right product, the right victim and especially the right moment.

For the rest, we trust you.

Food challenges for the bravest

At Cadeau Empoisonné, some gifts are not just to be opened.

They must be tested.

Discover our food challenges: extremely spicy products, particularly sour candies, unusual snacks and challenges for those who like to push their limits.

Hot Chip Challenge, Hot Choc Challenge, Carolina Reaper and other extreme experiences can turn an evening with friends into a real competition.

A simple rule may suffice:

the one who says "it can't be that strong" starts.

Original creations from Cadeau Empoisonné

We also develop our own creations to offer products that you won't simply find everywhere else.

Among our universe are creations such as Death Spray, Hot Choc Challenge, the Choco Sour Challenge, the Hot Popcorn Challenge or the Death Candle.

Some of our creations are made in France with specialized craftsmen and partners.

Our goal always remains the same: to imagine original and unusual giftscapable of creating a real moment when they are given or tested.

An unusual gift for every occasion

A poisoned gift can be given almost all year round.

You can find an idea for:

  • a birthday;
  • Christmas or a Secret Santa;
  • a farewell party;
  • a retirement;
  • a housewarming;
  • a bachelor party;
  • a bachelorette party;
  • Valentine's Day;
  • a wedding;
  • or simply an evening with friends.

And unlike traditional gifts, some of our ideas also work very well when there is no particular occasion.

After all, no one ever said you had to wait for a birthday to send a prank to a friend.

Unusual gifts for all budgets

No need to spend a fortune to make a good joke.

Our catalog offers both small humorous gifts and more elaborate products, allowing you to find an idea adapted to different budgets.

You can choose a gift alone, add a small surprise to a traditional gift or put together a real box with several products yourself.

A fake winning ticket, a trick card and a challenge, for example, can form a gift whose opening may take slightly longer than expected.

Find the perfect poisoned gift

Are you looking for a funny, original and unusual poisoned gift?

Browse our selection of pranks, jokes, gadgets, challenges and humorous gifts and choose the one that best suits your next victim.

Friend, colleague, boss, neighbor, mother-in-law, ex or family member: there is almost always a bad idea adapted to the right person.

At Cadeau Empoisonné, we simply decided to gather them all in one place.