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All our poisoned gifts

The Poisoned Gift Shop is an online store specializing in gifts such as bouquets of wilted flowers, bouquets of wilted roses, prank and humor gifts, mugs, special books, chocolate, scented candles, perfume, surprise balloons, and candies with very strange flavors. The gifts are specially designed for your ex, neighbor, mother-in-law, boss, friend, colleague, etc.
Fausse couverture "J'apprends la langue des signes"

Book cover

Fake cover "I'm learning sign language"

CHF 7.00
CHF 7.00
Collier Pendentif Doigt d'honneur couleur argent

Necklace

Silver Color Middle Finger Pendant Necklace

CHF 8.00
CHF 8.00
Boucles d'oreilles Stickman doigt d'honneur

Earrings

Stickman middle finger earrings

CHF 7.00
CHF 7.00
Bean Boozled Jelly Belly Flaming Five Challenge

candy

Bean Boozled Jelly Belly Flaming Five Challenge

CHF 7.00
CHF 7.00
Bougie odeur Nachos au fromage

candle

Nachos scented candle with cheese

CHF 15.00
CHF 15.00
Défouleur sein anti stress

Anti-stress

Anti-stress breast reliever

CHF 7.00
CHF 7.00
Chaussettes Rien ne m'arrive à la cheville...sauf ma bite !

Socks

Socks Nothing can come close to my ankle...except my dick!

CHF 7.00
CHF 7.00
Lot de 50 faux cafards

Fake cockroaches

Pack of 50 fake cockroaches

CHF 7.00
CHF 7.00
Autocollant Micro Penis Club President

Sticker

Micro Penis Club President Sticker

CHF 6.00
CHF 6.00
Paroles de chat

Book

Cat words

CHF 4.00
CHF 4.00
Devinettes à la con

Book

Stupid Riddles

CHF 4.00
CHF 4.00
Fausse couverture "Les 100 plus beaux parkings du monde"

book cover

Fake cover "The 100 most beautiful parking lots in the world"

CHF 7.00
CHF 7.00
Mug Tronche de cul

Mug

Ass Face Mug

CHF 14.00
CHF 14.00
Le petit livre à lire aux toilettes Le Retour

book

The little book to read in the toilet The Return

CHF 4.00
CHF 4.00
Le petit livre noir des cons

book

The Little Black Book of Fools

CHF 4.00
CHF 4.00
Vin Rosé Le rosé des connasses

Alcohol

Rosé Wine The Rosé of Bitches

CHF 10.00
CHF 10.00
Vin Rouge La cuvée de mon cul

Alcohol

Red Wine My Ass's Cuvée

CHF 10.00
CHF 10.00
Vin Rouge La cuvée des Branleurs

Alcohol

Red Wine The Branleurs vintage

CHF 10.00
CHF 10.00
Vin Rouge La cuvée de mes couilles

Alcohol

Red Wine The vintage of my balls

CHF 10.00
CHF 10.00
Collier Pendentif Stickman Doigt d'honneur couleur essence

Pendant necklace

Stickman Middle Finger Petrol Color Pendant Necklace

CHF 8.00
CHF 8.00 CHF 8.00
Tout ce que vous aimeriez dire à... votre moitié - Mais il ne vaut mieux pas

book

Everything you'd like to say to... your other half - But it's better not

CHF 3.00
CHF 3.00
Petit manuel d'autodéfense humoristique face aux complotistes

book

Small humorous self-defense manual against conspiracy theorists

CHF 4.00
CHF 4.00
100 idées pour foutre la merde au bureau

book

100 ideas for getting shit done at the office

CHF 4.00
CHF 4.00
Comment lutter contre la plus grande pandémie : les cons

book

How to fight the biggest pandemic: the idiots

CHF 10.00
CHF 10.00

To have fun you need serious people

Secure payment in installments

Payment handled by Shopify Payment for credit cards, PayPal, Apple and Google Pay.
Klarna for 30-day payment or 3 interest-free installments. Payapl for 4 interest-free installments.

Delivery at your convenience to your home or to a relay point

Standard or express deliveries to your home or collection point with Colissimo, Chronopost, or Mondial Relay. Delivery takes between 24 and 72 hours, depending on the carrier chosen.

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