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All our poisoned gifts

The Poisoned Gift Shop is an online store specializing in gifts such as bouquets of wilted flowers, bouquets of wilted roses, prank and humor gifts, mugs, special books, chocolate, scented candles, perfume, surprise balloons, and candies with very strange flavors. The gifts are specially designed for your ex, neighbor, mother-in-law, boss, friend, colleague, etc.
Vin Rouge La cuvée des Branleurs

Alcohol

Red Wine The Branleurs vintage

CHF 10.00
CHF 10.00
Vin Rouge La cuvée de mes couilles

Alcohol

Red Wine The vintage of my balls

CHF 10.00
CHF 10.00
Collier Pendentif Stickman Doigt d'honneur couleur essence

Pendant necklace

Stickman Middle Finger Petrol Color Pendant Necklace

CHF 8.00
CHF 8.00 CHF 8.00
Tout ce que vous aimeriez dire à... votre moitié - Mais il ne vaut mieux pas

book

Everything you'd like to say to... your other half - But it's better not

CHF 3.00
CHF 3.00
Petit manuel d'autodéfense humoristique face aux complotistes

book

Small humorous self-defense manual against conspiracy theorists

CHF 4.00
CHF 4.00
100 idées pour foutre la merde au bureau

book

100 ideas for getting shit done at the office

CHF 4.00
CHF 4.00
Comment lutter contre la plus grande pandémie : les cons

book

How to fight the biggest pandemic: the idiots

CHF 10.00
CHF 10.00
Lot de 3 Carolina Reaper frais

Peppers

Fresh Carolina Reaper 3 Pack

CHF 5.00
CHF 5.00
Fausse couverture "Le Kama Sutra pour les handicapés"

Book cover

Fake cover "The Kama Sutra for the Disabled"

CHF 7.00
CHF 7.00
Chaussettes Madame Casse-Pied

Socks

Madame Casse-Pied Socks

CHF 8.00
CHF 8.00
Lot de 3 pièges à paillettes Happy Birthday

Prank cards

Set of 3 Happy Birthday Glitter Traps

CHF 10.00
CHF 10.00
Carte "I Love You" musique sans fin et paillettes

Prank cards

"I Love You" card, endless music and glitter

CHF 15.00
CHF 15.00
Bougie senteur viande pourri

Candle

Rotten meat scented candle

CHF 15.00
CHF 15.00
Bougie odeur zoo

candle

Zoo scented candle

CHF 15.00
CHF 15.00
Tofu Puant Fermenté – Le défi olfactif et gustatif

Tofu fermenté

Tofu Puant Fermenté – Le défi olfactif et gustatif

CHF 9.00
CHF 9.00
Bonnet "La paire Noël"

Cap

"Christmas Pair" Beanie

CHF 12.00
CHF 12.00
Mug Le matin c'est dur...comme ma bite !

Mug

Mug In the morning it's hard...like my dick!

CHF 9.00
CHF 9.00
Mug Bonjour, ta gueule, cordialement

Mug

Mug Hello, shut up, cordially

CHF 9.00
CHF 9.00
Bague Stickman doigt d'honneur sur le côté

Ring

Stickman middle finger ring on the side

CHF 7.00
CHF 7.00
Carte chèvre qui crie à cacher avec paillettes

cards

Screaming goat card to hide with glitter

CHF 15.00
CHF 15.00
Fausse couverture "Chômeur, pourquoi pas vous ?"

book cover

Fake cover "Unemployed, why not you?"

CHF 7.00
CHF 7.00
Bougie senteur gaz d'échappement

candle

Exhaust gas scented candle

CHF 15.00
CHF 15.00
Cache téton croix

nipple cover

Cross nipple cover

CHF 6.00
CHF 6.00
Vin Rouge La cuvée des Petites Bites

Alcohol

Red Wine The Little Bites vintage

CHF 10.00
CHF 10.00

To have fun you need serious people

Secure payment in installments

Payment handled by Shopify Payment for credit cards, PayPal, Apple and Google Pay.
Klarna for 30-day payment or 3 interest-free installments. Payapl for 4 interest-free installments.

Delivery at your convenience to your home or to a relay point

Standard or express deliveries to your home or collection point with Colissimo, Chronopost, or Mondial Relay. Delivery takes between 24 and 72 hours, depending on the carrier chosen.

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