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All our poisoned gifts

The Poisoned Gift Shop is an online store specializing in gifts such as bouquets of wilted flowers, bouquets of wilted roses, prank and humor gifts, mugs, special books, chocolate, scented candles, perfume, surprise balloons, and candies with very strange flavors. The gifts are specially designed for your ex, neighbor, mother-in-law, boss, friend, colleague, etc.
Boucles d'oreilles poche de sang

Earrings

Blood bag earrings

CHF 7.00
CHF 7.00
Petit manuel d'autodéfense humoristique quand on est papa

Book

A Little Humorous Self-Defense Manual for Dads

CHF 4.00
CHF 4.00
Bague Stickman doigt d'honneur

Ring

Stickman Middle Finger Ring

CHF 7.00
CHF 7.00
Bague Stickman doigt d'honneur sur le côté

Ring

Stickman middle finger ring on the side

CHF 7.00
CHF 7.00
T-Shirt homme J'aime les grosses queues...

T-shirt

Men's T-Shirt I like big cocks...

CHF 29.00
CHF 29.00
Carte chèvre qui crie à cacher avec paillettes

cards

Screaming goat card to hide with glitter

CHF 15.00
CHF 15.00
Fausse couverture "Passion caniche"

book cover

Fake cover "Poodle Passion"

CHF 7.00
CHF 7.00
Fausse couverture "Femme fontaine, vous n'êtes pas seule"

book cover

Fake cover "Fountain Woman, You Are Not Alone"

CHF 7.00
CHF 7.00
Mug Tête de bite

Mug

Cock head mug

CHF 14.00
CHF 14.00
Cache téton croix

nipple cover

Cross nipple cover

CHF 6.00
CHF 6.00
Calendrier Putain pour un(e) collègue à imprimer

Calendar

Printable Fucking Calendar for a Colleague

CHF 5.00
CHF 5.00
Le petit livre noir des collègues de bureau

book

The Little Black Book of Office Colleagues

CHF 4.00
CHF 4.00
WC Book, le Graal de l'humour noir

book

WC Book, the Holy Grail of Black Humor

CHF 15.00
CHF 15.00
Vin Rosé La cuvée de merde

Alcohol

Rosé Wine The Shit Cuvée

CHF 10.00
CHF 10.00
Vin Rouge La cuvée des Branleurs

Alcohol

Red Wine The Branleurs vintage

CHF 10.00
CHF 10.00
Porte-clés Stickman en colère Doigt d'honneur

key ring

Angry Stickman Middle Finger Keychain

CHF 9.00
CHF 9.00
Collier Pendentif Stickman un doigt d'honneur couleur or

Necklace

Gold-colored Stickman middle finger pendant necklace

CHF 8.00
CHF 8.00
Collier Pendentif Stickman un doigt d'honneur couleur argent

Necklace

Silver Color Stickman Middle Finger Pendant Necklace

CHF 8.00
CHF 8.00
Mug Tête de bite

Mug

Cock head mug

CHF 14.00
CHF 14.00
Mug Mon ex suçait mieux !

Mug

Coffee Mug My Ex Sucks Better!

CHF 14.00
CHF 14.00
Mug Tu ressembles de plus en plus à ta mère

Mug

Mug You look more and more like your mother

CHF 14.00
CHF 14.00
Bougie odeur vin rouge

candle

Red wine scented candle

CHF 15.00
CHF 15.00
Bougie bébé F*ck bleu

Candle

Blue F*ck baby candle

CHF 15.00
CHF 15.00
Bougie bébé F*ck rose

Candle

Baby F*ck candle pink

CHF 15.00
CHF 15.00

To have fun you need serious people

Secure payment in installments

Payment handled by Shopify Payment for credit cards, PayPal, Apple and Google Pay.
Klarna for 30-day payment or 3 interest-free installments. Payapl for 4 interest-free installments.

Delivery at your convenience to your home or to a relay point

Standard or express deliveries to your home or collection point with Colissimo, Chronopost, or Mondial Relay. Delivery takes between 24 and 72 hours, depending on the carrier chosen.

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