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All our poisoned gifts

The Poisoned Gift Shop is an online store specializing in gifts such as bouquets of wilted flowers, bouquets of wilted roses, prank and humor gifts, mugs, special books, chocolate, scented candles, perfume, surprise balloons, and candies with very strange flavors. The gifts are specially designed for your ex, neighbor, mother-in-law, boss, friend, colleague, etc.

Bougie F*ck rouge

Type: Candle

Red F*ck candle

Regular price CHF 40.00
Sale price CHF 40.00 Regular price
Comment devenir un connard. Guide à l'usage de tous les abrutis

Type: Book

How to become an asshole. Guide for all morons

Regular price CHF 13.00
Sale price CHF 13.00 Regular price
Bouse de vache 100% BIO

Type: Cow dung

100% organic cow dung

Regular price CHF 7.00
Sale price CHF 7.00 Regular price
Bouquet de roses rouges fanées

Type: Withered roses

Bunch of wilted red roses

Regular price From CHF 10.00
Sale price From CHF 10.00 Regular price
Stripz Smoked Scorpio, le snack Piment Extrême et Protéiné

Type: Crisps

Stripz Smoked Scorpio, the Extreme Chili and Protein Snack

Regular price CHF 4.00
Sale price CHF 4.00 Regular price CHF 5.00
Autocollants “Tu t’es garé comme une merde”

Type: Sticker

Stickers saying “You parked like an idiot”

Regular price CHF 10.00
Sale price CHF 10.00 Regular price
Carte Merry Clitmas

Type: Christmas cards

Merry Clitmas Card

Regular price CHF 9.00
Sale price CHF 9.00 Regular price
Plaid en flanelle motif imprimé

Type: Checked

Printed flannel throw

Regular price CHF 20.00
Sale price CHF 20.00 Regular price
Diadème de Miss à message

Type: Tiara

Miss Message Tiara

Regular price CHF 6.00
Sale price CHF 6.00 Regular price
Rouleur de papier toilette humoristique

Type: Toilet paper roll

Funny toilet paper roller

Regular price CHF 6.00
Sale price CHF 6.00 Regular price
Boucles d’oreilles Hachoir ensanglanté

Type: Earrings

Bloody Chopper Earrings

Regular price CHF 7.00
Sale price CHF 7.00 Regular price
Faux ticket à gratter Annonce de grossesse

Type: Scratch card

Fake Scratch Card Pregnancy Announcement

Regular price CHF 3.00
Sale price CHF 3.00 Regular price
L'Interdictionnaire - Lexique humoristique de l'amour et du sexe

Type: Book

The Interdictionary - Humorous Lexicon of Love and Sex

Regular price CHF 3.00
Sale price CHF 3.00 Regular price
T-Shirt femme J'aime les grosses queues...

Type: T-shirt

Women's T-Shirt I like big cocks...

Regular price CHF 29.00
Sale price CHF 29.00 Regular price
Fausse couverture "Les féministes ont-elles leurs règles ?"

Type: book cover

Fake Cover "Do Feminists Get Periods?"

Regular price CHF 7.00
Sale price CHF 7.00 Regular price
Fausse couverture "Le chateau de Mescouilles"

Type: book cover

Fake cover "The castle of Mescouilles"

Regular price CHF 7.00
Sale price CHF 7.00 Regular price
Fausse couverture "L'argus des nourrissons"

Type: book cover

Fake cover of "The Infant Argus"

Regular price CHF 7.00
Sale price CHF 7.00 Regular price
Fausse couverture "Je vote à droite et j'ai honte..."

Type: book cover

Fake cover "I vote right and I'm ashamed..."

Regular price CHF 7.00
Sale price CHF 7.00 Regular price
Fausse couverture "Je glande au boulot"

Type: book cover

Fake cover "I'm slacking off at work"

Regular price CHF 7.00
Sale price CHF 7.00 Regular price
Bougie senteur veste en cuir

Type: candle

Leather jacket scented candle

Regular price CHF 15.00
Sale price CHF 15.00 Regular price
Fausse couverture "Je suis de gauche et je me cache"

Type: book cover

Fake cover "I'm left-wing and I'm hiding"

Regular price CHF 7.00
Sale price CHF 7.00 Regular price
Mug "Toi tu as une tête à connaître le goût des feutres"

Type: Mug

Mug "You look like someone who knows the taste of felt-tip pens"

Regular price CHF 19.00
Sale price CHF 19.00 Regular price
T-shirt Homme "Toi tu as une tête à connaître le goût des feutres"

Type: T-shirt

Men's T-shirt "You look like someone who knows the taste of felt-tip pens"

Regular price CHF 29.00
Sale price CHF 29.00 Regular price
Autocollant Super Gay

Type: sticker

Super Gay Sticker

Regular price CHF 6.00
Sale price CHF 6.00 Regular price

Discover all our poisoned, funny and unusual gifts

Are you looking for a gift that is absolutely nothing like what you find in a traditional store?

Welcome to Cadeau Empoisonné.

Discover all our poisoned gifts, pranks, jokes, challenges, humorous gadgets and unusual surprises gathered in a single collection.

Here, the goal is not just to offer something.

The goal is to provoke a reaction.

Laughter, surprise, doubt, grimace, small revenge or immediate regret for having accepted a challenge: it's up to you to choose the desired effect.

What is a poisoned gift?

Rest assured: the name is to be taken with humor.

At Cadeau Empoisonné, a poisoned giftis above all a funny, quirky or deliberately tricky gift designed to surprise its recipient.

This can be:

  • a prank or a joke;
  • a fake gift;
  • a humorous item;
  • a food challenge;
  • an unusual gadget;
  • a product with an improbable smell;
  • a trick card;
  • a deliberately embarrassing gift;
  • or simply an object so absurd that it becomes impossible to forget.

Some gifts immediately provoke a fit of laughter.

Others take a few seconds before the victim understands what just happened to them.

It is often these few seconds that make all the difference.

Funny gifts for your friends, colleagues and loved ones

Are you looking for a funny giftfor someone in particular?

Our shop gathers ideas suitable for all kinds of victims.

A friend who loves challenges.

A colleague who spends their time playing jokes on you.

A bosswho has enough humor to receive a slightly dubious gift.

A neighbor with whom you have a... particular relationship.

A mother-in-law who is difficult to surprise.

Or even an ex who still deserves a little attention.

Everyone can have their poisoned gift.

Some more than others.

Pranks, jokes and tricks to make your best jokes

Do you prefer to prank someone rather than give them a classic gift?

Discover our pranks, jokes and tricks.

Sprays and stink bombs, fake winning tickets, trick cards, rigged objects, humorous gadgets and other bad ideas: our selection allows you to organize jokes between friends, colleagues or family members.

A good prank often relies on three elements:

the right product, the right victim and especially the right moment.

For the rest, we trust you.

Food challenges for the bravest

At Cadeau Empoisonné, some gifts are not just to be opened.

They must be tested.

Discover our food challenges: extremely spicy products, particularly sour candies, unusual snacks and challenges for those who like to push their limits.

Hot Chip Challenge, Hot Choc Challenge, Carolina Reaper and other extreme experiences can turn an evening with friends into a real competition.

A simple rule may suffice:

the one who says "it can't be that strong" starts.

Original creations from Cadeau Empoisonné

We also develop our own creations to offer products that you won't simply find everywhere else.

Among our universe are creations such as Death Spray, Hot Choc Challenge, the Choco Sour Challenge, the Hot Popcorn Challenge or the Death Candle.

Some of our creations are made in France with specialized craftsmen and partners.

Our goal always remains the same: to imagine original and unusual giftscapable of creating a real moment when they are given or tested.

An unusual gift for every occasion

A poisoned gift can be given almost all year round.

You can find an idea for:

  • a birthday;
  • Christmas or a Secret Santa;
  • a farewell party;
  • a retirement;
  • a housewarming;
  • a bachelor party;
  • a bachelorette party;
  • Valentine's Day;
  • a wedding;
  • or simply an evening with friends.

And unlike traditional gifts, some of our ideas also work very well when there is no particular occasion.

After all, no one ever said you had to wait for a birthday to send a prank to a friend.

Unusual gifts for all budgets

No need to spend a fortune to make a good joke.

Our catalog offers both small humorous gifts and more elaborate products, allowing you to find an idea adapted to different budgets.

You can choose a gift alone, add a small surprise to a traditional gift or put together a real box with several products yourself.

A fake winning ticket, a trick card and a challenge, for example, can form a gift whose opening may take slightly longer than expected.

Find the perfect poisoned gift

Are you looking for a funny, original and unusual poisoned gift?

Browse our selection of pranks, jokes, gadgets, challenges and humorous gifts and choose the one that best suits your next victim.

Friend, colleague, boss, neighbor, mother-in-law, ex or family member: there is almost always a bad idea adapted to the right person.

At Cadeau Empoisonné, we simply decided to gather them all in one place.