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All our poisoned gifts

The Poisoned Gift Shop is an online store specializing in gifts such as bouquets of wilted flowers, bouquets of wilted roses, prank and humor gifts, mugs, special books, chocolate, scented candles, perfume, surprise balloons, and candies with very strange flavors. The gifts are specially designed for your ex, neighbor, mother-in-law, boss, friend, colleague, etc.
Diadème de Miss à message

Tiara

Miss Message Tiara

CHF 6.00
CHF 6.00
Rouleur de papier toilette humoristique

Toilet paper roll

Funny toilet paper roller

CHF 6.00
CHF 6.00
Boucles d’oreilles Hachoir ensanglanté

Earrings

Bloody Chopper Earrings

CHF 7.00
CHF 7.00
Faux ticket à gratter Annonce de grossesse

Scratch card

Fake Scratch Card Pregnancy Announcement

CHF 3.00
CHF 3.00
Tu connais la différence entre...

Book

You know the difference between...

CHF 4.00
CHF 4.00
L'Interdictionnaire - Lexique humoristique de l'amour et du sexe

Book

The Interdictionary - Humorous Lexicon of Love and Sex

CHF 3.00
CHF 3.00
T-Shirt femme J'aime les grosses queues...

T-shirt

Women's T-Shirt I like big cocks...

CHF 29.00
CHF 29.00
Fausse couverture "Les féministes ont-elles leurs règles ?"

book cover

Fake Cover "Do Feminists Get Periods?"

CHF 7.00
CHF 7.00
Fausse couverture "Le chateau de Mescouilles"

book cover

Fake cover "The castle of Mescouilles"

CHF 7.00
CHF 7.00
Fausse couverture "L'argus des nourrissons"

book cover

Fake cover of "The Infant Argus"

CHF 7.00
CHF 7.00
Fausse couverture "Je vote à droite et j'ai honte..."

book cover

Fake cover "I vote right and I'm ashamed..."

CHF 7.00
CHF 7.00
Fausse couverture "Je glande au boulot"

book cover

Fake cover "I'm slacking off at work"

CHF 7.00
CHF 7.00
Bougie senteur veste en cuir

candle

Leather jacket scented candle

CHF 15.00
CHF 15.00
Fausse couverture "Je suis de gauche et je me cache"

book cover

Fake cover "I'm left-wing and I'm hiding"

CHF 7.00
CHF 7.00
Mug "Toi tu as une tête à connaître le goût des feutres"

Mug

Mug "You look like someone who knows the taste of felt-tip pens"

CHF 19.00
CHF 19.00
T-shirt Homme "Toi tu as une tête à connaître le goût des feutres"

T-shirt

Men's T-shirt "You look like someone who knows the taste of felt-tip pens"

CHF 29.00
CHF 29.00
Autocollant Super Gay

sticker

Super Gay Sticker

CHF 6.00
CHF 6.00
Mug Allez vous faire foutre

Mug

Fuck You Mug

CHF 14.00
CHF 14.00
Affiche Collègue à imprimer

Poster

Printable Colleague Poster

CHF 5.00
CHF 5.00
Faites des gosses !

book

Have kids!

CHF 3.00
CHF 3.00
Fausse crotte de nez

stuffing and catches

Fake booger

CHF 5.00
CHF 5.00 CHF 6.00
Carte I love you

cards

I love you card

CHF 7.00
CHF 7.00
Boucles d'oreilles toilettes

earrings

Toilet earrings

CHF 7.00
CHF 7.00 CHF 8.00
Vin Rosé Le rosé des cougars

Alcohol

Rosé Wine The cougars' rosé

CHF 10.00
CHF 10.00

To have fun you need serious people

Secure payment in installments

Payment handled by Shopify Payment for credit cards, PayPal, Apple and Google Pay.
Klarna for 30-day payment or 3 interest-free installments. Payapl for 4 interest-free installments.

Delivery at your convenience to your home or to a relay point

Standard or express deliveries to your home or collection point with Colissimo, Chronopost, or Mondial Relay. Delivery takes between 24 and 72 hours, depending on the carrier chosen.

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