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All our poisoned gifts

The Poisoned Gift Shop is an online store specializing in gifts such as bouquets of wilted flowers, bouquets of wilted roses, prank and humor gifts, mugs, special books, chocolate, scented candles, perfume, surprise balloons, and candies with very strange flavors. The gifts are specially designed for your ex, neighbor, mother-in-law, boss, friend, colleague, etc.
Bougie senteur veste en cuir

candle

Leather jacket scented candle

CHF 15.00
CHF 15.00
Bougie senteur gaz d'échappement

candle

Exhaust gas scented candle

CHF 15.00
CHF 15.00
Fausse couverture "Je suis de gauche et je me cache"

book cover

Fake cover "I'm left-wing and I'm hiding"

CHF 7.00
CHF 7.00
Mug "Toi tu as une tête à connaître le goût des feutres"

Mug

Mug "You look like someone who knows the taste of felt-tip pens"

CHF 19.00
CHF 19.00
T-shirt Homme "Toi tu as une tête à connaître le goût des feutres"

T-shirt

Men's T-shirt "You look like someone who knows the taste of felt-tip pens"

CHF 29.00
CHF 29.00
Autocollant Super Gay

sticker

Super Gay Sticker

CHF 6.00
CHF 6.00
Mug Allez vous faire foutre

Mug

Fuck You Mug

CHF 14.00
CHF 14.00
Affiche Collègue à imprimer

Poster

Printable Colleague Poster

CHF 5.00
CHF 5.00
Elle dit, Elle pense

book

She says, she thinks

CHF 3.00
CHF 3.00
Faites des gosses !

book

Have kids!

CHF 3.00
CHF 3.00
Carte I love you

cards

I love you card

CHF 7.00
CHF 7.00
Boucles d'oreilles toilettes

earrings

Toilet earrings

CHF 7.00
CHF 7.00 CHF 8.00
Vin Rosé Le rosé des cougars

Alcohol

Rosé Wine The cougars' rosé

CHF 10.00
CHF 10.00
T-shirt Femme "Ton ascenseur ne monte pas au dernier étage"

T-shirt

Women's T-shirt "Your elevator does not go to the top floor"

CHF 29.00
CHF 29.00
T-shirt Femme "Tu n'es pas le couteau le plus aiguisé du tiroir"

T-shirt

Women's T-shirt "You are not the sharpest knife in the drawer"

CHF 29.00
CHF 29.00
T-shirt Homme "Tu n'es pas le couteau le plus aiguisé du tiroir"

T-shirt

Men's T-shirt "You're not the sharpest knife in the drawer"

CHF 29.00
CHF 29.00
T-shirt Homme " Tu n'as pas toutes les frites dans le même sachet "

T-shirt

Men's T-shirt "You don't have all the fries in the same bag"

CHF 29.00
CHF 29.00
Préservatifs pour p'tite bite

Condoms

Condoms for little dick

CHF 6.00
CHF 6.00
Fausse couverture "Organise ton mariage blanc"

Book cover

Fake cover “Organize your white wedding”

CHF 7.00
CHF 7.00
Fausse couverture "Le Fist-fucking en 10 étapes"

Book cover

Fake cover “Fist-fucking in 10 steps”

CHF 7.00
CHF 7.00
Fausse couverture "L'annuaire des meilleures prostituées"

Book cover

Fake cover "The directory of the best prostitutes"

CHF 7.00
CHF 7.00
Collier Pendentif Stickman pète couleur or

Necklace

Stickman Farts Gold Color Pendant Necklace

CHF 8.00
CHF 8.00
Chers voisins 3

Book

Dear neighbors 3

CHF 6.00
CHF 6.00
Lot de 3 Sac à vomi en papier "Tu me fais vomir !"

Vomit bag

Set of 3 Paper vomit bags “You make me vomit!”

CHF 4.00
CHF 4.00 CHF 6.00

To have fun you need serious people

Secure payment in installments

Payment handled by Shopify Payment for credit cards, PayPal, Apple and Google Pay.
Klarna for 30-day payment or 3 interest-free installments. Payapl for 4 interest-free installments.

Delivery at your convenience to your home or to a relay point

Standard or express deliveries to your home or collection point with Colissimo, Chronopost, or Mondial Relay. Delivery takes between 24 and 72 hours, depending on the carrier chosen.

Your best accomplice

It's me, always ready to listen to you and offer advice and information to ensure your gifts are a success. Available 7 days a week via email, chat, and WhatsApp.

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