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All our poisoned gifts

The Poisoned Gift Shop is an online store specializing in gifts such as bouquets of wilted flowers, bouquets of wilted roses, prank and humor gifts, mugs, special books, chocolate, scented candles, perfume, surprise balloons, and candies with very strange flavors. The gifts are specially designed for your ex, neighbor, mother-in-law, boss, friend, colleague, etc.
I love you card

cards

I love you card

CHF 7.00
CHF 7.00
Toilet earrings

earrings

Toilet earrings

CHF 7.00
CHF 7.00 CHF 8.00
Rosé Wine The Shit Cuvée

Alcohol

Rosé Wine The Shit Cuvée

CHF 10.00
CHF 10.00
Red Wine The Branleurs vintage

Alcohol

Red Wine The Branleurs vintage

CHF 10.00
CHF 10.00
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T-shirt

Women's T-shirt "Your elevator does not go to the top floor"

CHF 29.00
CHF 29.00
T-shirt Femme "Tu n'es pas le couteau le plus aiguisé du tiroir"

T-shirt

Women's T-shirt "You are not the sharpest knife in the drawer"

CHF 29.00
CHF 29.00
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T-shirt

Men's T-shirt "You're not the sharpest knife in the drawer"

CHF 29.00
CHF 29.00
Fake cover “Organize your white wedding”

Book cover

Fake cover “Organize your white wedding”

CHF 7.00
CHF 7.00
Fake cover “Fist-fucking in 10 steps”

Book cover

Fake cover “Fist-fucking in 10 steps”

CHF 7.00
CHF 7.00
Fake cover "The directory of the best prostitutes"

Book cover

Fake cover "The directory of the best prostitutes"

CHF 7.00
CHF 7.00
Collier Pendentif Stickman pète couleur or

Necklace

Stickman Farts Gold Color Pendant Necklace

CHF 8.00
CHF 8.00
Dear neighbors 3

Book

Dear neighbors 3

CHF 6.00
CHF 6.00
Lot de 3 Sac à vomi en papier "Tu me fais vomir !"

Vomit bag

Set of 3 Paper vomit bags “You make me vomit!”

CHF 4.00
CHF 4.00 CHF 6.00
Mug Le bac à linge ce n'est pas pour les chiens

Mug

Mug The laundry bin is not for dogs

CHF 14.00
CHF 14.00
Mug Pas aujourd'hui j'ai la migraine

Mug

Mug Not today I have a migraine

CHF 14.00
CHF 14.00
Mug Chaque fois que tu ouvres ta gueule, un dauphin meurt

Mug

Mug Every time you open your mouth, a dolphin dies

CHF 14.00
CHF 14.00
Mug T'es bonne mais t'es conne...

Mug

Mug You're good but you're stupid...

CHF 14.00
CHF 14.00
Mug You're beautiful but from behind...

Mug

Mug You're beautiful but from behind...

CHF 14.00
CHF 14.00
Mug Ferme ta gueule !

Mug

Mug Shut the fuck up!

CHF 14.00
CHF 14.00
Mug Tu parleras de ma vie quand la tienne sera un exemple

Mug

Mug You will speak of my life when yours is an example

CHF 14.00
CHF 14.00

To have fun you need serious people

Secure payment in installments

Payment handled by Shopify Payment for credit cards, PayPal, Apple and Google Pay.
Klarna for 30-day payment or 3 interest-free installments. Payapl for 4 interest-free installments.

Delivery at your convenience to your home or to a relay point

Standard or express deliveries to your home or collection point with Colissimo, Chronopost, or Mondial Relay. Delivery takes between 24 and 72 hours, depending on the carrier chosen.

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