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All our poisoned gifts

The Poisoned Gift Shop is an online store specializing in gifts such as bouquets of wilted flowers, bouquets of wilted roses, prank and humor gifts, mugs, special books, chocolate, scented candles, perfume, surprise balloons, and candies with very strange flavors. The gifts are specially designed for your ex, neighbor, mother-in-law, boss, friend, colleague, etc.
Mug Le bac à linge ce n'est pas pour les chiens

Mug

Mug The laundry bin is not for dogs

CHF 14.00
CHF 14.00
Mug Pas aujourd'hui j'ai la migraine

Mug

Mug Not today I have a migraine

CHF 14.00
CHF 14.00
Mug Je préfère encore devenir sourd que de t'entendre parler

Mug

Mug I would rather go deaf than hear you speak

CHF 14.00
CHF 14.00
Mug T'es bonne mais t'es conne...

Mug

Mug You're good but you're stupid...

CHF 14.00
CHF 14.00
Mug T'es belle mais de dos...

Mug

Mug You're beautiful but from behind...

CHF 14.00
CHF 14.00
Mug Ferme ta gueule !

Mug

Mug Shut the fuck up!

CHF 14.00
CHF 14.00
Mug Tu parleras de ma vie quand la tienne sera un exemple

Mug

Mug You will speak of my life when yours is an example

CHF 14.00
CHF 14.00
Mug Je te quitte

Mug

Mug I'm leaving you

CHF 14.00
CHF 14.00
Mug Dégage connard !

Mug

Mug Back off asshole!

CHF 14.00
CHF 14.00
Bavoir bébé "Tu as été fini à la pisse"

Bib

Baby bib "You were finished with the piss"

CHF 19.00
CHF 19.00
Bougie F*ck blanche

candle

White F*ck candle

CHF 40.00
CHF 40.00
Bougie bébé F*ck vert

Candle

Baby F*ck candle green

CHF 15.00
CHF 15.00
Bougie F*ck vert fluo

Candle

Neon green F*ck candle

CHF 38.00
CHF 38.00 CHF 40.00
Bougie F*ck rose

Candle

Pink F*ck candle

CHF 40.00
CHF 40.00
Bougeoir F*ck

Candlestick

F*ck candle holder

CHF 25.00
CHF 25.00
Le guide de la repartie de Laurent Baffie

Book

The repartee guide by Laurent Baffie

CHF 12.00
CHF 12.00
Comment être une bonne belle-mère

Book

How to be a good mother-in-law

CHF 8.00
CHF 8.00
Faux ticket à gratter pour annoncer une grossesse

Ticket à gratter

Faux ticket à gratter pour annoncer une grossesse

CHF 4.00
CHF 4.00
Autocollants “Tu t’es garé comme une merde”

Sticker

Stickers saying “You parked like an idiot”

CHF 10.00
CHF 10.00
Trousse poisson

Kit

Fish kit

CHF 8.00
CHF 8.00
Pin's Ta Gueule

Pin's

Pin's Ta Gueule

CHF 10.00
CHF 10.00
Black Olive Oil Extra Hot, l'huile d'olive noire maturée au piment Carolina Reaper

Olive oil

Black Olive Oil Extra Hot, the black olive oil matured with Carolina Reaper chili pepper

CHF 18.00
CHF 18.00
Housses d'appui-tête horreur

Cover

Horror headrest covers

CHF 10.00
CHF 10.00
Rouleur de papier toilette humoristique

Toilet paper roll

Funny toilet paper roller

CHF 6.00
CHF 6.00

To have fun you need serious people

Secure payment in installments

Payment handled by Shopify Payment for credit cards, PayPal, Apple and Google Pay.
Klarna for 30-day payment or 3 interest-free installments. Payapl for 4 interest-free installments.

Delivery at your convenience to your home or to a relay point

Standard or express deliveries to your home or collection point with Colissimo, Chronopost, or Mondial Relay. Delivery takes between 24 and 72 hours, depending on the carrier chosen.

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