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All our poisoned gifts

The Poisoned Gift Shop is an online store specializing in gifts such as bouquets of wilted flowers, bouquets of wilted roses, prank and humor gifts, mugs, special books, chocolate, scented candles, perfume, surprise balloons, and candies with very strange flavors. The gifts are specially designed for your ex, neighbor, mother-in-law, boss, friend, colleague, etc.

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Secure payment in installments

Payment handled by Shopify Payment for credit cards, PayPal, Apple and Google Pay.
Klarna for 30-day payment or 3 interest-free installments. Payapl for 4 interest-free installments.

Delivery at your convenience to your home or to a relay point

Standard or express deliveries to your home or collection point with Colissimo, Chronopost, or Mondial Relay. Delivery takes between 24 and 72 hours, depending on the carrier chosen.

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It's me, always ready to listen to you and offer advice and information to ensure your gifts are a success. Available 7 days a week via email, chat, and WhatsApp.

All our poisoned gifts

Baby candle F*ck gray

Neon orange F*ck candle

F*ck green candle

Red F*ck candle

How to become an asshole. Guide for all morons

Bunch of wilted roses of different colors

100% organic cow dung

False bread of 1kg

Bunch of wilted red roses

Merry Clitmas Card

Printed flannel throw

Miss Message Tiara

Bloody Chopper Earrings

Pack of 50 fake cockroaches

Fake Scratch Card Pregnancy Announcement

You know the difference between...

The Interdictionary - Humorous Lexicon of Love and Sex

Women's T-Shirt I like big cocks...

Meowing cat card to hide with glitter

Fake cover "The castle of Mescouilles"

Fake cover of "The Infant Argus"

Fake cover "I vote right and I'm ashamed..."

Fake cover "I'm slacking off at work"

Firecracker scented candle