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All our poisoned gifts

The Poisoned Gift Shop is an online store specializing in gifts such as bouquets of wilted flowers, bouquets of wilted roses, prank and humor gifts, mugs, special books, chocolate, scented candles, perfume, surprise balloons, and candies with very strange flavors. The gifts are specially designed for your ex, neighbor, mother-in-law, boss, friend, colleague, etc.

T-Shirt homme J'aime les grosses queues...

Type: T-shirt

Men's T-Shirt I like big cocks...

Regular price CHF 29.00
Sale price CHF 29.00 Regular price
Carte chat qui miaule à cacher avec paillettes

Type: cards

Meowing cat card to hide with glitter

Regular price CHF 15.00
Sale price CHF 15.00 Regular price
Fausse couverture "Passion caniche"

Type: book cover

Fake cover "Poodle Passion"

Regular price CHF 7.00
Sale price CHF 7.00 Regular price
Fausse couverture "Femme fontaine, vous n'êtes pas seule"

Type: book cover

Fake cover "Fountain Woman, You Are Not Alone"

Regular price CHF 7.00
Sale price CHF 7.00 Regular price
Bougie senteur pétard

Type: candle

Firecracker scented candle

Regular price CHF 15.00
Sale price CHF 15.00 Regular price
Mug Tête de bite

Type: Mug

Cock head mug

Regular price CHF 14.00
Sale price CHF 14.00 Regular price
Calendrier Putain pour un(e) collègue à imprimer

Type: Calendar

Printable Fucking Calendar for a Colleague

Regular price CHF 5.00
Sale price CHF 5.00 Regular price
Elle dit, Elle pense

Type: book

She says, she thinks

Regular price CHF 3.00
Sale price CHF 3.00 Regular price
Le petit livre noir des collègues de bureau

Type: book

The Little Black Book of Office Colleagues

Regular price CHF 4.00
Sale price CHF 4.00 Regular price
Faites des gosses !

Type: book

Have kids!

Regular price CHF 3.00
Sale price CHF 3.00 Regular price
Vin Rosé Le rosé des cougars

Type: Alcohol

Rosé Wine The cougars' rosé

Regular price CHF 10.00
Sale price CHF 10.00 Regular price
Vin Rosé La cuvée de merde

Type: Alcohol

Rosé Wine The Shit Cuvée

Regular price CHF 10.00
Sale price CHF 10.00 Regular price
Préservatifs pour p'tite bite

Type: Condoms

Condoms for little dick

Regular price CHF 6.00
Sale price CHF 6.00 Regular price
Porte-clés Stickman en colère Doigt d'honneur

Type: Keychain

Angry Stickman Middle Finger Keychain

Regular price CHF 9.00
Sale price CHF 9.00 Regular price
Collier Pendentif Stickman un doigt d'honneur couleur argent

Type: Necklace

Silver Color Stickman Middle Finger Pendant Necklace

Regular price CHF 8.00
Sale price CHF 8.00 Regular price
Mug Mon ex suçait mieux !

Type: Mug

Coffee Mug My Ex Sucks Better!

Regular price CHF 14.00
Sale price CHF 14.00 Regular price
Mug Tu ressembles de plus en plus à ta mère

Type: Mug

Mug You look more and more like your mother

Regular price CHF 14.00
Sale price CHF 14.00 Regular price
Mug Dégage connard !

Type: Mug

Mug Back off asshole!

Regular price CHF 14.00
Sale price CHF 14.00 Regular price
Bougie odeur vin rouge

Type: Candle

Red wine scented candle

Regular price CHF 15.00
Sale price CHF 15.00 Regular price
Bougie bébé F*ck bleu

Type: Candle

Blue F*ck baby candle

Regular price CHF 15.00
Sale price CHF 15.00 Regular price
Bougie bébé F*ck rose

Type: Candle

Baby F*ck candle pink

Regular price CHF 15.00
Sale price CHF 15.00 Regular price
Bougie bébé F*ck gris

Type: Candle

Baby candle F*ck gray

Regular price CHF 15.00
Sale price CHF 15.00 Regular price
Bougie F*ck orange fluo

Type: Candle

Neon orange F*ck candle

Regular price CHF 45.00
Sale price CHF 45.00 Regular price
Bougie F*ck vert

Type: Candle

F*ck green candle

Regular price CHF 40.00
Sale price CHF 40.00 Regular price

Discover all our poisoned, funny and unusual gifts

Are you looking for a gift that is absolutely nothing like what you find in a traditional store?

Welcome to Cadeau Empoisonné.

Discover all our poisoned gifts, pranks, jokes, challenges, humorous gadgets and unusual surprises gathered in a single collection.

Here, the goal is not just to offer something.

The goal is to provoke a reaction.

Laughter, surprise, doubt, grimace, small revenge or immediate regret for having accepted a challenge: it's up to you to choose the desired effect.

What is a poisoned gift?

Rest assured: the name is to be taken with humor.

At Cadeau Empoisonné, a poisoned giftis above all a funny, quirky or deliberately tricky gift designed to surprise its recipient.

This can be:

  • a prank or a joke;
  • a fake gift;
  • a humorous item;
  • a food challenge;
  • an unusual gadget;
  • a product with an improbable smell;
  • a trick card;
  • a deliberately embarrassing gift;
  • or simply an object so absurd that it becomes impossible to forget.

Some gifts immediately provoke a fit of laughter.

Others take a few seconds before the victim understands what just happened to them.

It is often these few seconds that make all the difference.

Funny gifts for your friends, colleagues and loved ones

Are you looking for a funny giftfor someone in particular?

Our shop gathers ideas suitable for all kinds of victims.

A friend who loves challenges.

A colleague who spends their time playing jokes on you.

A bosswho has enough humor to receive a slightly dubious gift.

A neighbor with whom you have a... particular relationship.

A mother-in-law who is difficult to surprise.

Or even an ex who still deserves a little attention.

Everyone can have their poisoned gift.

Some more than others.

Pranks, jokes and tricks to make your best jokes

Do you prefer to prank someone rather than give them a classic gift?

Discover our pranks, jokes and tricks.

Sprays and stink bombs, fake winning tickets, trick cards, rigged objects, humorous gadgets and other bad ideas: our selection allows you to organize jokes between friends, colleagues or family members.

A good prank often relies on three elements:

the right product, the right victim and especially the right moment.

For the rest, we trust you.

Food challenges for the bravest

At Cadeau Empoisonné, some gifts are not just to be opened.

They must be tested.

Discover our food challenges: extremely spicy products, particularly sour candies, unusual snacks and challenges for those who like to push their limits.

Hot Chip Challenge, Hot Choc Challenge, Carolina Reaper and other extreme experiences can turn an evening with friends into a real competition.

A simple rule may suffice:

the one who says "it can't be that strong" starts.

Original creations from Cadeau Empoisonné

We also develop our own creations to offer products that you won't simply find everywhere else.

Among our universe are creations such as Death Spray, Hot Choc Challenge, the Choco Sour Challenge, the Hot Popcorn Challenge or the Death Candle.

Some of our creations are made in France with specialized craftsmen and partners.

Our goal always remains the same: to imagine original and unusual giftscapable of creating a real moment when they are given or tested.

An unusual gift for every occasion

A poisoned gift can be given almost all year round.

You can find an idea for:

  • a birthday;
  • Christmas or a Secret Santa;
  • a farewell party;
  • a retirement;
  • a housewarming;
  • a bachelor party;
  • a bachelorette party;
  • Valentine's Day;
  • a wedding;
  • or simply an evening with friends.

And unlike traditional gifts, some of our ideas also work very well when there is no particular occasion.

After all, no one ever said you had to wait for a birthday to send a prank to a friend.

Unusual gifts for all budgets

No need to spend a fortune to make a good joke.

Our catalog offers both small humorous gifts and more elaborate products, allowing you to find an idea adapted to different budgets.

You can choose a gift alone, add a small surprise to a traditional gift or put together a real box with several products yourself.

A fake winning ticket, a trick card and a challenge, for example, can form a gift whose opening may take slightly longer than expected.

Find the perfect poisoned gift

Are you looking for a funny, original and unusual poisoned gift?

Browse our selection of pranks, jokes, gadgets, challenges and humorous gifts and choose the one that best suits your next victim.

Friend, colleague, boss, neighbor, mother-in-law, ex or family member: there is almost always a bad idea adapted to the right person.

At Cadeau Empoisonné, we simply decided to gather them all in one place.