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All our poisoned gifts

The Poisoned Gift Shop is an online store specializing in gifts such as bouquets of wilted flowers, bouquets of wilted roses, prank and humor gifts, mugs, special books, chocolate, scented candles, perfume, surprise balloons, and candies with very strange flavors. The gifts are specially designed for your ex, neighbor, mother-in-law, boss, friend, colleague, etc.

To have fun you need serious people

Secure payment in installments

Payment handled by Shopify Payment for credit cards, PayPal, Apple and Google Pay.
Klarna for 30-day payment or 3 interest-free installments. Payapl for 4 interest-free installments.

Delivery at your convenience to your home or to a relay point

Standard or express deliveries to your home or collection point with Colissimo, Chronopost, or Mondial Relay. Delivery takes between 24 and 72 hours, depending on the carrier chosen.

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It's me, always ready to listen to you and offer advice and information to ensure your gifts are a success. Available 7 days a week via email, chat, and WhatsApp.

All our poisoned gifts

Automatic middle finger umbrella

Fake cover "My best placenta recipes"

Fake cover “Managing your nymphomania on a daily basis”

Rose Gold Color Middle Finger Pendant Necklace

Madame Casse-Pied Socks

Set of 3 Happy Birthday Glitter Traps

Rotten meat scented candle

Zoo scented candle

Micro Penis Club President Sticker

Cat words

Stupid Riddles

Fake cover "Unemployed, why not you?"

Fake cover "The 100 most beautiful parking lots in the world"

Hot Peanuts Challenge, the strongest peanuts in the world

Red wine glass earrings

Silver vagina keychain

Red Wine The Little Bites vintage

100 ideas for getting shit done at the office

False cover “Reselling your drugs to drug addicts”

Fake cover "The Kama Sutra for the Disabled"