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All our poisoned gifts

The Poisoned Gift Shop is an online store specializing in gifts such as bouquets of wilted flowers, bouquets of wilted roses, prank and humor gifts, mugs, special books, chocolate, scented candles, perfume, surprise balloons, and candies with very strange flavors. The gifts are specially designed for your ex, neighbor, mother-in-law, boss, friend, colleague, etc.

To have fun you need serious people

Secure payment in installments

Payment handled by Shopify Payment for credit cards, PayPal, Apple and Google Pay.
Klarna for 30-day payment or 3 interest-free installments. Payapl for 4 interest-free installments.

Delivery at your convenience to your home or to a relay point

Standard or express deliveries to your home or collection point with Colissimo, Chronopost, or Mondial Relay. Delivery takes between 24 and 72 hours, depending on the carrier chosen.

Your best accomplice

It's me, always ready to listen to you and offer advice and information to ensure your gifts are a success. Available 7 days a week via email, chat, and WhatsApp.

All our poisoned gifts

Red Wine The Branleurs vintage

Red Wine The vintage of my balls

Stickman Middle Finger Petrol Color Pendant Necklace

Everything you'd like to say to... your other half - But it's better not

Small humorous self-defense manual against conspiracy theorists

100 ideas for getting shit done at the office

How to fight the biggest pandemic: the idiots

Fresh Carolina Reaper 3 Pack

Fake cover "The Kama Sutra for the Disabled"

Madame Casse-Pied Socks

Set of 3 Happy Birthday Glitter Traps

"I Love You" card, endless music and glitter

Rotten meat scented candle

Zoo scented candle

Tofu Puant Fermenté – Le défi olfactif et gustatif

"Christmas Pair" Beanie

Mug In the morning it's hard...like my dick!

Mug Hello, shut up, cordially

Stickman middle finger ring on the side

Screaming goat card to hide with glitter

Fake cover "Unemployed, why not you?"

Exhaust gas scented candle

Cross nipple cover

Red Wine The Little Bites vintage