A Little Humorous Self-Defense Manual for Moms

Being a mom means realizing that all the idiots on Earth have decided to give you their opinion and their unwelcome parenting advice.... The time has come to respond with wit and silence them with a well-aimed punchline!

A colorful little survival guide to knowing how to defend yourself in any situation and have a good laugh. Because humor is often the solution to defusing tensions and having the last word!

–; But you smoke while you are pregnant?
–; Only when I drink!

–; You're not going to let him listen to Aya Nakamura... it's full of swear words!
–; You're right, give me your old NTM album instead!

–; I'm relieved: I was afraid he'd take your nose!
–; No, luckily he inherited my neck... punch!

Find great punchlines, multiple choice questions, tips, quotes and fun facts (not always true)!