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Our clothing and textiles

Express yourself with our clothing and other textiles, ideal gift ideas for your loved ones and make them die of laughter.

Chaussettes cul de chat

Type: socks

Cat ass socks

Regular price €8,00
Sale price €8,00 Regular price
Chaussettes cul de chien

Type: Socks

Dog butt socks

Regular price €8,00
Sale price €8,00 Regular price
Chaussettes à paillettes pour femme à message

Type: Socks

Women's glitter socks with message

Regular price €7,00
Sale price €7,00 Regular price
Tong claquette empreinte bite

Type: flip-flop

Cock print flip flops

Regular price €12,00
Sale price €12,00 Regular price
Chaussettes à paillettes SuperConnasse

Type: Socks

SuperBitch Glitter Socks

Regular price €7,00
Sale price €7,00 Regular price
Chaussettes Super-Connard

Type: Socks

Super-Asshole Socks

Regular price €7,00
Sale price €7,00 Regular price
Chaussettes bite noir

Type: socks

Black cock socks

Regular price €8,00
Sale price €8,00 Regular price
Chaussettes Rien ne m'arrive à la cheville...sauf ma bite !

Type: Socks

Socks Nothing can come close to my ankle...except my dick!

Regular price €7,00
Sale price €7,00 Regular price
Chaussettes Madame Casse-Pied

Type: Socks

Madame Casse-Pied Socks

Regular price €8,00
Sale price €8,00 Regular price
Bonnet "La paire Noël"

Type: Cap

"Christmas Pair" Beanie

Regular price €12,00
Sale price €12,00 Regular price
Chaussettes Monsieur Casse-Pied

Type: Socks

Mr. Troublemaker Socks

Regular price €8,00
Sale price €8,00 Regular price
Chaussettes couilles de chat

Type: Socks

Cat balls socks

Regular price €9,00
Sale price €9,00 Regular price
Chaussettes pour homme à message

Type: Socks

Men's message socks

Regular price €7,00
Sale price €7,00 Regular price
Chaussettes noires pour homme à message

Type: Socks

Men's black socks with message

Regular price €7,00
Sale price €7,00 Regular price
Cache téton croix

Type: nipple cover

Cross nipple cover

Regular price €6,00
Sale price €6,00 Regular price
T-shirt Homme "Tu as été fini à la pisse"

Type: T-shirt

Men's T-shirt "You were finished with the piss"

Regular price €29,00
Sale price €29,00 Regular price
Chaussettes polaires pour homme Flemmard

Type: Socks

Flemmard Men's Fleece Socks

Regular price €7,00
Sale price €7,00 Regular price
Chaussettes Casse pied

Type: Socks

Painful Socks

Regular price €7,00
Sale price €7,00 Regular price
T-Shirt homme J'aime les grosses queues...

Type: T-shirt

Men's T-Shirt I like big cocks...

Regular price €29,00
Sale price €29,00 Regular price
Plaid en flanelle motif imprimé

Type: Plaid

Printed flannel throw

Regular price €20,00
Sale price €20,00 Regular price
T-Shirt femme J'aime les grosses queues...

Type: T-shirt

Women's T-Shirt I like big cocks...

Regular price €29,00
Sale price €29,00 Regular price
T-shirt Homme "Toi tu as une tête à connaître le goût des feutres"

Type: T-shirt

Men's T-shirt "You look like someone who knows the taste of felt-tip pens"

Regular price €29,00
Sale price €29,00 Regular price
T-shirt Femme "Ton ascenseur ne monte pas au dernier étage"

Type: T-shirt

Women's T-shirt "Your elevator does not go to the top floor"

Regular price €29,00
Sale price €29,00 Regular price
T-shirt Femme "Tu n'es pas le couteau le plus aiguisé du tiroir"

Type: T-shirt

Women's T-shirt "You are not the sharpest knife in the drawer"

Regular price €29,00
Sale price €29,00 Regular price

Why choose Cadeau Empoisonné clothing and textile accessories?

Fashion is a form of expression, and here, it's expressed with a good dose of self-deprecation and assumed "trashiness." Ourhumorous clothingand textile accessories are selected for their potential to elicit an immediate reaction, whether on the street, at the office, or during an evening with friends.

T-shirts and Bodysuits: Messages that make a statement

Ourmessage T-shirtsfor men and women don't beat around the bush. Discover our instant classics:

  • Office humor:"My elevator doesn't go to the top floor" or "You're a few minutes undercooked."
  • Assumed provocation:"I like big tails... of fish" or "If I'm wet it's not the rain."
  • For the little ones:Ourbaby bodysuits and bibswith the phrase "You were finished in piss" for parents with a dark sense of humor. Ideal for abirthgift.

Socks and Accessories: The killer detail

The devil is in the details, and ouroriginal socksare proof of that:

  • Graphic designs:"Cat's ass," "dog's ass" socks or with "dick" patterns for a surprise when taking off your shoes.
  • Explicit messages:"Super Bitch," "Madame Pain-in-the-Ass" or glitter socks for "message women."
  • Seasonal accessories:Discover our "Santa Pair" beanie, our flip-flops with a "dick" imprint, or even our cross pasties.

The perfect textile gift to shock with style

Whether you're looking for a"Poisoned Gift" boxeror a flannel blanket with an original printed design for aValentine's Daygift, each item is designed to be as comfortable as it is unsettling. Our textiles pair perfectly with ourunusual jewelryor ourcandles with strange scentsto create a unique themed gift pack.