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Express yourself with our clothing and other textiles, ideal gift ideas for your loved ones and make them die of laughter.
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Type: T-shirt
Men's T-shirt "You're not the sharpest knife in the drawer"
Type: Bib
Baby bib "You were finished with the piss"
Type: T-shirt
Men's T-shirt "You don't have all the fries in the same bag"
Type: Scarf
Gold and sequin Miss sash with message
Type: T-shirt
Women's T-Shirt I like to be dragged...out of bed
Type: T-shirt
Men's T-Shirt Do you want to play?
Type: T-shirt
Women's T-Shirt If I'm wet, it's not rain
Type: T-shirt
Men's T-Shirt If you're wet, it's not rain
Type: T-shirt
Men's T-shirt "You have two neurons...but no Wi-Fi between them"
Type: T-shirt
Men's T-shirt "You are not the brightest star in the universe"
Type: T-shirt
Women's T-shirt "You are not the brightest star in the universe"
Type: T-shirt
Women's T-shirt "You're missing a few minutes of cooking"
Type: T-shirt
Men's T-shirt "You're missing a few minutes of cooking"
Type: T-shirt
Men's T-shirt "Your elevator does not go to the top floor"
Type: Boxer
Men's Boxer Shorts Poisoned Gift
Type: T-shirt
Women's T-shirt "You were finished with the piss"
Type: Body
Baby bodysuit "You were finished with the piss"
Type: T-shirt
Women's T-shirt "You don't have all the fries in the same bag"
Type: T-shirt
Women's T-shirt "You are the type of person who understands quickly but it takes a long time to explain"
Type: T-shirt
Men's T-shirt "You are the type of person who understands quickly but you have to explain for a long time"
Type: T-shirt
Poisoned Gift Women's T-shirt
Type: T-shirt
Poisoned Gift Men's T-shirt
Type: Body
"I am not your son" baby bodysuit
Type: Body
"I'm not your girl" baby bodysuit
Why choose Cadeau Empoisonné clothing and textile accessories?
Fashion is a form of expression, and here, it's expressed with a good dose of self-deprecation and assumed "trashiness." Ourhumorous clothingand textile accessories are selected for their potential to elicit an immediate reaction, whether on the street, at the office, or during an evening with friends.
T-shirts and Bodysuits: Messages that make a statement
Ourmessage T-shirtsfor men and women don't beat around the bush. Discover our instant classics:
- Office humor:"My elevator doesn't go to the top floor" or "You're a few minutes undercooked."
- Assumed provocation:"I like big tails... of fish" or "If I'm wet it's not the rain."
- For the little ones:Ourbaby bodysuits and bibswith the phrase "You were finished in piss" for parents with a dark sense of humor. Ideal for abirthgift.
Socks and Accessories: The killer detail
The devil is in the details, and ouroriginal socksare proof of that:
- Graphic designs:"Cat's ass," "dog's ass" socks or with "dick" patterns for a surprise when taking off your shoes.
- Explicit messages:"Super Bitch," "Madame Pain-in-the-Ass" or glitter socks for "message women."
- Seasonal accessories:Discover our "Santa Pair" beanie, our flip-flops with a "dick" imprint, or even our cross pasties.
The perfect textile gift to shock with style
Whether you're looking for a"Poisoned Gift" boxeror a flannel blanket with an original printed design for aValentine's Daygift, each item is designed to be as comfortable as it is unsettling. Our textiles pair perfectly with ourunusual jewelryor ourcandles with strange scentsto create a unique themed gift pack.


