Our clothing and textiles
Express yourself with our clothing and other textiles, ideal gift ideas for your loved ones and make them die of laughter.
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Type: Socks
Women's glitter socks with message
Type: flip-flop
Cock print flip flops
Type: Socks
SuperBitch Glitter Socks
Type: Socks
Socks Nothing can come close to my ankle...except my dick!
Type: Socks
Madame Casse-Pied Socks
Type: Cap
"Christmas Pair" Beanie
Type: Socks
Mr. Troublemaker Socks
Type: Socks
Men's black socks with message
Type: nipple cover
Cross nipple cover
Type: T-shirt
Men's T-shirt "You were finished with the piss"
Type: Socks
Flemmard Men's Fleece Socks
Type: T-shirt
Men's T-Shirt I like big cocks...
Type: Plaid
Printed flannel throw
Type: T-shirt
Women's T-Shirt I like big cocks...
Type: T-shirt
Men's T-shirt "You look like someone who knows the taste of felt-tip pens"
Type: T-shirt
Women's T-shirt "Your elevator does not go to the top floor"
Type: T-shirt
Women's T-shirt "You are not the sharpest knife in the drawer"
Why choose Cadeau Empoisonné clothing and textile accessories?
Fashion is a form of expression, and here, it's expressed with a good dose of self-deprecation and assumed "trashiness." Ourhumorous clothingand textile accessories are selected for their potential to elicit an immediate reaction, whether on the street, at the office, or during an evening with friends.
T-shirts and Bodysuits: Messages that make a statement
Ourmessage T-shirtsfor men and women don't beat around the bush. Discover our instant classics:
- Office humor:"My elevator doesn't go to the top floor" or "You're a few minutes undercooked."
- Assumed provocation:"I like big tails... of fish" or "If I'm wet it's not the rain."
- For the little ones:Ourbaby bodysuits and bibswith the phrase "You were finished in piss" for parents with a dark sense of humor. Ideal for abirthgift.
Socks and Accessories: The killer detail
The devil is in the details, and ouroriginal socksare proof of that:
- Graphic designs:"Cat's ass," "dog's ass" socks or with "dick" patterns for a surprise when taking off your shoes.
- Explicit messages:"Super Bitch," "Madame Pain-in-the-Ass" or glitter socks for "message women."
- Seasonal accessories:Discover our "Santa Pair" beanie, our flip-flops with a "dick" imprint, or even our cross pasties.
The perfect textile gift to shock with style
Whether you're looking for a"Poisoned Gift" boxeror a flannel blanket with an original printed design for aValentine's Daygift, each item is designed to be as comfortable as it is unsettling. Our textiles pair perfectly with ourunusual jewelryor ourcandles with strange scentsto create a unique themed gift pack.


