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All our poisoned gifts

The Poisoned Gift Shop is an online store specializing in gifts such as bouquets of wilted flowers, bouquets of wilted roses, prank and humor gifts, mugs, special books, chocolate, scented candles, perfume, surprise balloons, and candies with very strange flavors. The gifts are specially designed for your ex, neighbor, mother-in-law, boss, friend, colleague, etc.

To have fun you need serious people

Secure payment in installments

Payment handled by Shopify Payment for credit cards, PayPal, Apple and Google Pay.
Klarna for 30-day payment or 3 interest-free installments. Payapl for 4 interest-free installments.

Delivery at your convenience to your home or to a relay point

Standard or express deliveries to your home or collection point with Colissimo, Chronopost, or Mondial Relay. Delivery takes between 24 and 72 hours, depending on the carrier chosen.

Your best accomplice

It's me, always ready to listen to you and offer advice and information to ensure your gifts are a success. Available 7 days a week via email, chat, and WhatsApp.

All our poisoned gifts

Printable Fucking Calendar for Sales Department

Statistics and bullshit studies

A short humorous self-defense manual against sexists

Men's T-shirt "You were finished with the piss"

Gold-colored Stickman middle finger pendant necklace

Mug Every time you open your mouth, a dolphin dies

Mug You're beautiful but from afar

Cock head mug

Box surprise balloon in the shape of a heart red middle finger

The asshole - Issues and perspectives

Ex Stress Relief Voodoo Man

Bunch of wilted roses of different colors

Flemmard Men's Fleece Socks

Painful Socks

Blood bag earrings

A Little Humorous Self-Defense Manual for Dads

Men's T-Shirt I like big cocks...

Meowing cat card to hide with glitter

Fake cover "Poodle Passion"

Fake cover "Fountain Woman, You Are Not Alone"

Firecracker scented candle

Cock head mug

Printable Fucking Calendar for a Colleague

She says, she thinks