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All our poisoned gifts

The Poisoned Gift Shop is an online store specializing in gifts such as bouquets of wilted flowers, bouquets of wilted roses, prank and humor gifts, mugs, special books, chocolate, scented candles, perfume, surprise balloons, and candies with very strange flavors. The gifts are specially designed for your ex, neighbor, mother-in-law, boss, friend, colleague, etc.

Plug anal positif

Type: Plush

Positive anal plug

Regular price €8,00
Sale price €8,00 Regular price
Boucles d'oreilles rouleaux de papier toilette

Type: earrings

Toilet paper roll earrings

Regular price €9,00
Sale price €9,00 Regular price
Nouilles Buldak 2x Spicy Hot Chicken

Type: Noodles

Buldak Noodles 2x Spicy Hot Chicken

Regular price €3,00
Sale price €3,00 Regular price €6,00
Porte clés vagin argenté

Type: key ring

Silver vagina keychain

Regular price €9,00
Sale price €9,00 Regular price
Autocollant doigt d'honneur

Type: Sticker

Middle finger sticker

Regular price €6,00
Sale price €6,00 Regular price
Porte-clés Stickman Doigt d'honneur couleur noir

Type: Keychain

Stickman Middle Finger key ring black color

Regular price €9,00
Sale price €9,00 Regular price
Tout ce que vous aimeriez dire à votre boss - Mais il ne vaut mieux pas

Type: Book

Everything You'd Like to Say to Your Boss - But You'd Better Not

Regular price €2,99
Sale price €2,99 Regular price
Dr Sour Blast Balls Extreme Sour, les bonbons très acidulés

Type: Candy

Dr Sour Blast Balls Extreme Sour, the very sour candies

Regular price €7,00
Sale price €7,00 Regular price
Zizi dans une boîte

Type: Surprise box

Penis in a box

Regular price €10,00
Sale price €10,00 Regular price
Gros Cornichon Van Holten's Rick and Morty

Type: pickle

Big Pickle Van Holten's Rick and Morty

Regular price €3,00
Sale price €3,00 Regular price €6,00
Chaussettes bite noir

Type: socks

Black cock socks

Regular price €8,00
Sale price €8,00 Regular price
Excuses à la con

Type: book

Stupid excuses

Regular price €3,50
Sale price €3,50 Regular price
Le petit livre de l'humour noir

Type: book

The Little Book of Black Humor

Regular price €3,50
Sale price €3,50 Regular price
Les perles des urgences du sexe

Type: Book

The pearls of sex emergencies

Regular price €7,50
Sale price €7,50 Regular price
Fausse couverture "Le complot Judéo islamique gay"

Type: Book cover

Fake cover “The gay Judeo Islamic conspiracy”

Regular price €7,00
Sale price €7,00 Regular price
Comment ne pas devenir un vieux con

Type: Book

How not to become an old fart

Regular price €7,90
Sale price €7,90 Regular price
Boucles d'oreilles verre de vin rouge

Type: earrings

Red wine glass earrings

Regular price €9,00
Sale price €9,00 Regular price
150 idées à la con pour paraître intelligent

Type: book

150 stupid ideas to appear intelligent

Regular price €2,99
Sale price €2,99 Regular price
Canon de la mort qui tue

Type: Confetti cannon

Cannon of death that kills

Regular price €12,00
Sale price €12,00 Regular price
Porte-clés Stickman Pet couleur argent

Type: Keychain

Silver Color Stickman Pet Keychain

Regular price €9,00
Sale price €9,00 Regular price
Allez tous vous faire enc*ler

Type: Book

Everyone go get fucked

Regular price €12,95
Sale price €12,95 Regular price
Parapluie doigt d'honneur automatique

Type: Umbrella

Automatic middle finger umbrella

Regular price €20,00
Sale price €20,00 Regular price
Fausse couverture "Gérer sa nymphomanie au quotidien"

Type: Book cover

Fake cover “Managing your nymphomania on a daily basis”

Regular price €7,00
Sale price €7,00 Regular price
Collier Pendentif Doigt d'honneur couleur argent

Type: Necklace

Silver Color Middle Finger Pendant Necklace

Regular price €8,00
Sale price €8,00 Regular price

Discover all our poisoned, funny and unusual gifts

Are you looking for a gift that is absolutely nothing like what you find in a traditional store?

Welcome to Cadeau Empoisonné.

Discover all our poisoned gifts, pranks, jokes, challenges, humorous gadgets and unusual surprises gathered in a single collection.

Here, the goal is not just to offer something.

The goal is to provoke a reaction.

Laughter, surprise, doubt, grimace, small revenge or immediate regret for having accepted a challenge: it's up to you to choose the desired effect.

What is a poisoned gift?

Rest assured: the name is to be taken with humor.

At Cadeau Empoisonné, a poisoned giftis above all a funny, quirky or deliberately tricky gift designed to surprise its recipient.

This can be:

  • a prank or a joke;
  • a fake gift;
  • a humorous item;
  • a food challenge;
  • an unusual gadget;
  • a product with an improbable smell;
  • a trick card;
  • a deliberately embarrassing gift;
  • or simply an object so absurd that it becomes impossible to forget.

Some gifts immediately provoke a fit of laughter.

Others take a few seconds before the victim understands what just happened to them.

It is often these few seconds that make all the difference.

Funny gifts for your friends, colleagues and loved ones

Are you looking for a funny giftfor someone in particular?

Our shop gathers ideas suitable for all kinds of victims.

A friend who loves challenges.

A colleague who spends their time playing jokes on you.

A bosswho has enough humor to receive a slightly dubious gift.

A neighbor with whom you have a... particular relationship.

A mother-in-law who is difficult to surprise.

Or even an ex who still deserves a little attention.

Everyone can have their poisoned gift.

Some more than others.

Pranks, jokes and tricks to make your best jokes

Do you prefer to prank someone rather than give them a classic gift?

Discover our pranks, jokes and tricks.

Sprays and stink bombs, fake winning tickets, trick cards, rigged objects, humorous gadgets and other bad ideas: our selection allows you to organize jokes between friends, colleagues or family members.

A good prank often relies on three elements:

the right product, the right victim and especially the right moment.

For the rest, we trust you.

Food challenges for the bravest

At Cadeau Empoisonné, some gifts are not just to be opened.

They must be tested.

Discover our food challenges: extremely spicy products, particularly sour candies, unusual snacks and challenges for those who like to push their limits.

Hot Chip Challenge, Hot Choc Challenge, Carolina Reaper and other extreme experiences can turn an evening with friends into a real competition.

A simple rule may suffice:

the one who says "it can't be that strong" starts.

Original creations from Cadeau Empoisonné

We also develop our own creations to offer products that you won't simply find everywhere else.

Among our universe are creations such as Death Spray, Hot Choc Challenge, the Choco Sour Challenge, the Hot Popcorn Challenge or the Death Candle.

Some of our creations are made in France with specialized craftsmen and partners.

Our goal always remains the same: to imagine original and unusual giftscapable of creating a real moment when they are given or tested.

An unusual gift for every occasion

A poisoned gift can be given almost all year round.

You can find an idea for:

  • a birthday;
  • Christmas or a Secret Santa;
  • a farewell party;
  • a retirement;
  • a housewarming;
  • a bachelor party;
  • a bachelorette party;
  • Valentine's Day;
  • a wedding;
  • or simply an evening with friends.

And unlike traditional gifts, some of our ideas also work very well when there is no particular occasion.

After all, no one ever said you had to wait for a birthday to send a prank to a friend.

Unusual gifts for all budgets

No need to spend a fortune to make a good joke.

Our catalog offers both small humorous gifts and more elaborate products, allowing you to find an idea adapted to different budgets.

You can choose a gift alone, add a small surprise to a traditional gift or put together a real box with several products yourself.

A fake winning ticket, a trick card and a challenge, for example, can form a gift whose opening may take slightly longer than expected.

Find the perfect poisoned gift

Are you looking for a funny, original and unusual poisoned gift?

Browse our selection of pranks, jokes, gadgets, challenges and humorous gifts and choose the one that best suits your next victim.

Friend, colleague, boss, neighbor, mother-in-law, ex or family member: there is almost always a bad idea adapted to the right person.

At Cadeau Empoisonné, we simply decided to gather them all in one place.