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All our poisoned gifts

The Poisoned Gift Shop is an online store specializing in gifts such as bouquets of wilted flowers, bouquets of wilted roses, prank and humor gifts, mugs, special books, chocolate, scented candles, perfume, surprise balloons, and candies with very strange flavors. The gifts are specially designed for your ex, neighbor, mother-in-law, boss, friend, colleague, etc.

To have fun you need serious people

Secure payment in installments

Payment handled by Shopify Payment for credit cards, PayPal, Apple and Google Pay.
Klarna for 30-day payment or 3 interest-free installments. Payapl for 4 interest-free installments.

Delivery at your convenience to your home or to a relay point

Standard or express deliveries to your home or collection point with Colissimo, Chronopost, or Mondial Relay. Delivery takes between 24 and 72 hours, depending on the carrier chosen.

Your best accomplice

It's me, always ready to listen to you and offer advice and information to ensure your gifts are a success. Available 7 days a week via email, chat, and WhatsApp.

All our poisoned gifts

150 ideas for getting rid of idiots

100 ideas for making a mess of a family dinner

Goat cry USB key

F*ck You Mug

Zizi dangling earrings

Sperm Earrings

Beer scented candle

Van Holten's Sour Sis Large Pickle Sour

Fake cover “Succeed in your dickpics”

Mary Jane scented candle

The dick-flavored lollipop - The treat that dares to be different!

"Happy Burping Birthday" Birthday Card with Endless Music and Glitter

"You're really parked like shit" sticker

Spicy Stinky Tofu

Stupid insults

Stupid proverbs

Magic Middle Finger Mug

Fake cover “Caving in your ass”

Gold Color Stickman Middle Finger Pendant Necklace

SuperBitch Glitter Socks

Accident number car sticker

Ghost Pepper Hard Candy, the very hot candy

Bubs Godis Salt Skalle Candies, the very salty candies

Silicone fake tongue