Congratulations Cards, You Parked Like Shit
Congratulations Cards, You Parked Like Shit
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🚗 Congratulations! "You're Parked Like Shit" – For bad parking pros
The rant that makes you smile (or not)
Are you fed up with cars parked like a slobbering spree? Sidewalks are being squatted, lines ignored, double-parking is being assumed? It's time to bring some order back (with a touch of humor) with our "You're parked like shit" cards .
🎯 What you receive:
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A pack of 10 business card sized cards (9 x 5.4 cm)
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Double-sided printing:
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Front : Shocking message "CONGRATULATIONS! You parked like SHIT"
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Back : List of violations to check + space for personalized comments
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💡 Why you'll love it:
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✅ Convenient size : fits easily in your wallet, glove compartment or bag
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😂 Spicy but non-violent humor : say what everyone thinks without creating conflict
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✍️ Integrated checklist : check the relevant offense (sidewalk, double parking, disabled parking space without a permit, etc.)
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🎁 Original gift idea : for driving friends, grumpy colleagues or just yourself
📦 Use:
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Perfect for frustrated drivers, stranded delivery drivers, or any citizen who wants a little common sense.
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Slip it discreetly under the windshield wiper of a badly parked driver. Guaranteed impact!
⚠️ Please note:
These cards are for humorous purposes . They are not a substitute for an official ticket... but they can make you think (and laugh)!
🛒 Add them to your cart now and turn every bad parking spot into an opportunity to express yourself with humor!
Set of 10 cards
