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Printable 2026 Whore Calendar

Printable 2026 Whore Calendar

€5,00
€5,00

In stock

Color: Noir

To succeed in your joke

2026 Calendar: French Humor Everyday!

Discover the 2026 calendar with a touch of French humor and realism. Each month, a little wink that will make you smile as you face the joys and struggles of the year:

Fucking king cake to start January off smoothly,

Fucking Valentine's Day for February, a classic,

And of course, the essential Fucking Mosquitoes, Fucking Heat and Fucking Christmas Shopping to liven up your year!

Why buy it?

A minimalist and chic design, perfect for decorating your interior.

The opportunity to bring a touch of self-mockery to your days.

Zero waste: By opting for a digital version, you limit unnecessary packaging and contribute to a sustainable approach.

The perfect gift for your loved ones who love to complain (in style).

Available now to celebrate 2026 with humor and elegance. Order it and print it at home so you'll never see the months go by without a smile again.

You will receive an email from us immediately after your order to download your printable calendar.
Free home delivery within 48/72 hours for France for purchases over €60
Enjoy 10% off your first order with code CE10
Free delivery to a collection point for orders over €60

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