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Valentine's Day

Forget the classic roses and opt for a funny and unusual gift . A great way to surprise your other half or prank an ex in style.

Collier Pendentif Stickman Doigt d'honneur couleur or

Type: Necklace

Gold Color Stickman Middle Finger Pendant Necklace

Regular price €8,00
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Spread-on beer: an appetizer experience that changes everything

Type: Spread

Spread-on beer: an appetizer experience that changes everything

Regular price €10,00
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Piments Carolina Reaper séchés BIO, made in France

Type: Peppers

Organic dried Carolina Reaper chilies, made in France

Regular price €14,00
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Cache tétons avec piercing

Type: Nipple covers

Nipple covers with piercing

Regular price €14,00
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Boîte casse tête surprise à ouvrir

Type: Surprise box

Surprise puzzle box to open

Regular price €14,00
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Plug anal positif

Type: Plush

Positive anal plug

Regular price €8,00
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Porte-clés Stickman Doigt d'honneur couleur noir

Type: Keychain

Stickman Middle Finger key ring black color

Regular price €9,00
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Les perles des urgences du sexe

Type: Book

The pearls of sex emergencies

Regular price €7,50
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Fausse couverture "Gérer sa nymphomanie au quotidien"

Type: Book cover

Fake cover “Managing your nymphomania on a daily basis”

Regular price €7,00
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Collier Pendentif Doigt d'honneur couleur argent

Type: Necklace

Silver Color Middle Finger Pendant Necklace

Regular price €8,00
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Scovillas Dragonfire, la Sauce Piment Extrême Ultra Forte 3 ml

Type: Sauce

Scovilla's Dragonfire, The Ultra Hot Extreme Chili Sauce 3 ml

Regular price €6,00
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Fausse couverture "Le Kama Sutra pour les handicapés"

Type: Book cover

Fake cover "The Kama Sutra for the Disabled"

Regular price €7,00
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Collier Pendentif Doigt d'honneur couleur or rose

Type: Necklace

Rose Gold Color Middle Finger Pendant Necklace

Regular price €8,00
Sale price €8,00 Regular price
Calendrier Onlygrans

Type: Calendar

Onlygrans Calendar

Regular price €8,00
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Mug Le matin c'est dur...comme ma bite !

Type: Mug

Mug In the morning it's hard...like my dick!

Regular price €9,00
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Chaussettes Rien ne m'arrive à la cheville...sauf ma bite !

Type: Socks

Socks Nothing can come close to my ankle...except my dick!

Regular price €7,00
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Paroles de chat

Type: Book

Cat words

Regular price €3,50
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Bougie odeur zoo

Type: Candle

Zoo scented candle

Regular price €15,00
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Vin Rouge La cuvée de mes couilles

Type: Alcohol

Red Wine The vintage of my balls

Regular price €10,00
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Le petit livre à lire aux toilettes Le Retour

Type: book

The little book to read in the toilet The Return

Regular price €3,50
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Tout ce que vous aimeriez dire à... votre moitié - Mais il ne vaut mieux pas

Type: Book

Everything you'd like to say to... your other half - But it's better not

Regular price €2,99
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Collier Pendentif Stickman Doigt d'honneur couleur essence

Type: Necklace

Stickman Middle Finger Petrol Color Pendant Necklace

Regular price €8,00
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Chaussettes Madame Casse-Pied

Type: Socks

Madame Casse-Pied Socks

Regular price €8,00
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Carte "I Love You" musique sans fin et paillettes

Type: Prank cards

"I Love You" card, endless music and glitter

Regular price €15,00
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Find an original and funny Valentine's Day gift

Every February 14th, it's the same story: flowers, chocolates, perfume, dinner...

This year, why not break away from the classics?

If you're looking for anoriginal, funny, or completely unusual Valentine's Day gift, discover our selection designed for couples who prefer to laugh together rather than collect predictable gifts.

Humorous objects, quirky gifts, pranks, challenges, original candles,unusual jewelryand unexpected surprises: at Cadeau Empoisonné, Valentine's Day can be romantic… but certainly not boring.

What gift idea should you choose for Valentine's Day?

The best gift depends primarily on your partner's personality.

Does your partner love to laugh? Choose a humorous gift.

Do they love challenges? A food challenge to do as a couple can turn your evening into a memorable experience.

Is your relationship based on jokes and playful teasing? A prank or a gag gift might be much more suitable than yet another bouquet of roses.

Among our ideas, you can find:

  • humorous gifts;
  • unusual objects;
  • quirky jewelry;
  • original candles;
  • mugs and accessories with messages;
  • pranks and gags;
  • challenges to do together;
  • small gifts for all budgets.

The most important thing is not necessarily the price of the gift, but the reaction it will provoke when opened.

A funny Valentine's Day gift for your significant other

Valentine's Day doesn't mean you suddenly have to be serious.

For some couples, an evening full of jokes and laughter can even be a much better declaration of love than a candlelit dinner.

Afunny Valentine's Day giftallows you to celebrate your complicity with a surprise that truly reflects you.

You can choose an object referencing a private joke, a deliberately awkward gift, a humorous message, or even a challenge to complete together.

And if your partner spends the year playing jokes on you, February 14th is also an excellent opportunity to get your revenge.

With love, of course.

A Valentine's Day gift idea for men

Are you looking for anoriginal Valentine's Day gift for a man?

Instead of automatically choosing cologne, a watch, or a bottle, opt for something unexpected.

Depending on his personality, you can select a funny gadget, an extreme challenge, a prank, or a humorous gift.

If he enjoys thrills, spicy or sour challenges can also add a little kick to your evening.

Literally.

An original Valentine's Day gift for women

Are you looking for aValentine's Day gift for a womanthat's out of the ordinary?

Unusual jewelry, quirky candles, humorous objects, personalized surprises, or completely improbable gifts: choose something that truly matches her personality.

The best idea isn't necessarily the most romantic gift.

Sometimes it's the one that immediately brings your relationship, your habits, or your best inside jokes to mind.

Unusual gifts for couples

Are you looking for an idea to share?

Some gifts can directly become a Valentine's Day activity.

Afood challenge, a strange tasting, or a challenge between lovers, for example, can transform a simple gift into a moment for two.

Couples who enjoy challenging each other can even decide in advance what the person who gives up first will have to do.

We disclaim all responsibility for the diplomatic consequences of this type of bet.

A Valentine's Day for every budget

Making your significant other happy doesn't necessarily mean spending a fortune.

Our selection offers bothsmall, original Valentine's Day giftsand larger surprises.

You can choose a single product or create your own small box with several gifts:

  • a funny object;
  • an unusual treat;
  • a candle;
  • a card;
  • and possibly a small, carefully hidden prank.

You'll get a personalized gift that is much more memorable than a classic gift set.

And for an ex? A slightly different Valentine's Day…

Not everyone celebrates February 14th as a couple.

Do you also havean exwho deserves a little attention?

At Cadeau Empoisonné, some ideas work perfectly for a much less romantic Valentine's Day: a bouquet of wilted flowers, a spicy gift, a prank, or a deliberately questionable surprise.

After all, there are many ways to say you're still thinking of someone.

Some are simply less gentle than others.

Find your original Valentine's Day gift

Romantic, funny, provocative, or completely offbeat: every relationship is different.

Your gift should be too.

Browse our selection and find theoriginal and funny Valentine's Day giftthat matches your partner.

For him, for her, for your couple… or possibly for someone you would have preferred never to have met.

This year, forget the predictable gifts and offer a Valentine's Day you'll truly remember.