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All our poisoned gifts

The Poisoned Gift Shop is an online store specializing in gifts such as bouquets of wilted flowers, bouquets of wilted roses, prank and humor gifts, mugs, special books, chocolate, scented candles, perfume, surprise balloons, and candies with very strange flavors. The gifts are specially designed for your ex, neighbor, mother-in-law, boss, friend, colleague, etc.

To have fun you need serious people

Secure payment in installments

Payment handled by Shopify Payment for credit cards, PayPal, Apple and Google Pay.
Klarna for 30-day payment or 3 interest-free installments. Payapl for 4 interest-free installments.

Delivery at your convenience to your home or to a relay point

Standard or express deliveries to your home or collection point with Colissimo, Chronopost, or Mondial Relay. Delivery takes between 24 and 72 hours, depending on the carrier chosen.

Your best accomplice

It's me, always ready to listen to you and offer advice and information to ensure your gifts are a success. Available 7 days a week via email, chat, and WhatsApp.

All our poisoned gifts

Fake cover "Poodle Passion"

Fake cover of "The Infant Argus"

Fake cover "I vote right and I'm ashamed..."

Fake cover "I'm slacking off at work"

Firecracker scented candle

Leather jacket scented candle

Exhaust gas scented candle

Fake cover "I'm left-wing and I'm hiding"

Mug "You look like someone who knows the taste of felt-tip pens"

Men's T-shirt "You look like someone who knows the taste of felt-tip pens"

Super Gay Sticker

Shut your mouths tightly mug

Fuck You Mug

Cross nipple cover

Silicone fake tongue

Printable Colleague Poster

Printable Fucking Calendar for a Colleague

Statistics and bullshit studies

She says, she thinks

WC Book, the Holy Grail of Black Humor