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All our poisoned gifts

The Poisoned Gift Shop is an online store specializing in gifts such as bouquets of wilted flowers, bouquets of wilted roses, prank and humor gifts, mugs, special books, chocolate, scented candles, perfume, surprise balloons, and candies with very strange flavors. The gifts are specially designed for your ex, neighbor, mother-in-law, boss, friend, colleague, etc.

Mug Allez vous faire foutre

Type: Mug

Fuck You Mug

Regular price €14,00
Sale price €14,00 Regular price
Affiche Collègue à imprimer

Type: Poster

Printable Colleague Poster

Regular price €5,00
Sale price €5,00 Regular price
150 idées pour (ré)emmerder le monde

Type: book

150 ideas to (re)annoy the world

Regular price €3,50
Sale price €3,50 Regular price
Fausse crotte de nez

Type: stuffing and catches

Fake booger

Regular price €5,00
Sale price €5,00 Regular price €6,00
Carte I love you

Type: cards

I love you card

Regular price €7,00
Sale price €7,00 Regular price
Boucles d'oreilles toilettes

Type: earrings

Toilet earrings

Regular price €7,00
Sale price €7,00 Regular price €8,00
T-shirt Femme "Ton ascenseur ne monte pas au dernier étage"

Type: T-shirt

Women's T-shirt "Your elevator does not go to the top floor"

Regular price €29,00
Sale price €29,00 Regular price
T-shirt Femme "Tu n'es pas le couteau le plus aiguisé du tiroir"

Type: T-shirt

Women's T-shirt "You are not the sharpest knife in the drawer"

Regular price €29,00
Sale price €29,00 Regular price
T-shirt Homme "Tu n'es pas le couteau le plus aiguisé du tiroir"

Type: T-shirt

Men's T-shirt "You're not the sharpest knife in the drawer"

Regular price €29,00
Sale price €29,00 Regular price
T-shirt Homme " Tu n'as pas toutes les frites dans le même sachet "

Type: T-shirt

Men's T-shirt "You don't have all the fries in the same bag"

Regular price €29,00
Sale price €29,00 Regular price
Fausse couverture "Organise ton mariage blanc"

Type: Book cover

Fake cover “Organize your white wedding”

Regular price €7,00
Sale price €7,00 Regular price
Fausse couverture "Le Fist-fucking en 10 étapes"

Type: Book cover

Fake cover “Fist-fucking in 10 steps”

Regular price €7,00
Sale price €7,00 Regular price
Collier Pendentif Stickman pète couleur or

Type: Necklace

Stickman Farts Gold Color Pendant Necklace

Regular price €8,00
Sale price €8,00 Regular price
Chers voisins 3

Type: Book

Dear neighbors 3

Regular price €6,00
Sale price €6,00 Regular price
Lot de 3 Sac à vomi en papier "Tu me fais vomir !"

Type: Vomit bag

Set of 3 Paper vomit bags “You make me vomit!”

Regular price €4,00
Sale price €4,00 Regular price €6,00
Mug Le bac à linge ce n'est pas pour les chiens

Type: Mug

Mug The laundry bin is not for dogs

Regular price €14,00
Sale price €14,00 Regular price
Mug Pas aujourd'hui j'ai la migraine

Type: Mug

Mug Not today I have a migraine

Regular price €14,00
Sale price €14,00 Regular price
Mug Je préfère encore devenir sourd que de t'entendre parler

Type: Mug

Mug I would rather go deaf than hear you speak

Regular price €14,00
Sale price €14,00 Regular price
Mug T'es bonne mais t'es conne...

Type: Mug

Mug You're good but you're stupid...

Regular price €14,00
Sale price €14,00 Regular price
Mug T'es belle mais de dos...

Type: Mug

Mug You're beautiful but from behind...

Regular price €14,00
Sale price €14,00 Regular price
Mug Ferme ta gueule !

Type: Mug

Mug Shut the fuck up!

Regular price €14,00
Sale price €14,00 Regular price
Mug Tu parleras de ma vie quand la tienne sera un exemple

Type: Mug

Mug You will speak of my life when yours is an example

Regular price €14,00
Sale price €14,00 Regular price
Mug Dégage connasse !

Type: Mug

Get out bitch mug!

Regular price €14,00
Sale price €14,00 Regular price
Mug Je te quitte

Type: Mug

Mug I'm leaving you

Regular price €14,00
Sale price €14,00 Regular price

Discover all our poisoned, funny and unusual gifts

Are you looking for a gift that is absolutely nothing like what you find in a traditional store?

Welcome to Cadeau Empoisonné.

Discover all our poisoned gifts, pranks, jokes, challenges, humorous gadgets and unusual surprises gathered in a single collection.

Here, the goal is not just to offer something.

The goal is to provoke a reaction.

Laughter, surprise, doubt, grimace, small revenge or immediate regret for having accepted a challenge: it's up to you to choose the desired effect.

What is a poisoned gift?

Rest assured: the name is to be taken with humor.

At Cadeau Empoisonné, a poisoned giftis above all a funny, quirky or deliberately tricky gift designed to surprise its recipient.

This can be:

  • a prank or a joke;
  • a fake gift;
  • a humorous item;
  • a food challenge;
  • an unusual gadget;
  • a product with an improbable smell;
  • a trick card;
  • a deliberately embarrassing gift;
  • or simply an object so absurd that it becomes impossible to forget.

Some gifts immediately provoke a fit of laughter.

Others take a few seconds before the victim understands what just happened to them.

It is often these few seconds that make all the difference.

Funny gifts for your friends, colleagues and loved ones

Are you looking for a funny giftfor someone in particular?

Our shop gathers ideas suitable for all kinds of victims.

A friend who loves challenges.

A colleague who spends their time playing jokes on you.

A bosswho has enough humor to receive a slightly dubious gift.

A neighbor with whom you have a... particular relationship.

A mother-in-law who is difficult to surprise.

Or even an ex who still deserves a little attention.

Everyone can have their poisoned gift.

Some more than others.

Pranks, jokes and tricks to make your best jokes

Do you prefer to prank someone rather than give them a classic gift?

Discover our pranks, jokes and tricks.

Sprays and stink bombs, fake winning tickets, trick cards, rigged objects, humorous gadgets and other bad ideas: our selection allows you to organize jokes between friends, colleagues or family members.

A good prank often relies on three elements:

the right product, the right victim and especially the right moment.

For the rest, we trust you.

Food challenges for the bravest

At Cadeau Empoisonné, some gifts are not just to be opened.

They must be tested.

Discover our food challenges: extremely spicy products, particularly sour candies, unusual snacks and challenges for those who like to push their limits.

Hot Chip Challenge, Hot Choc Challenge, Carolina Reaper and other extreme experiences can turn an evening with friends into a real competition.

A simple rule may suffice:

the one who says "it can't be that strong" starts.

Original creations from Cadeau Empoisonné

We also develop our own creations to offer products that you won't simply find everywhere else.

Among our universe are creations such as Death Spray, Hot Choc Challenge, the Choco Sour Challenge, the Hot Popcorn Challenge or the Death Candle.

Some of our creations are made in France with specialized craftsmen and partners.

Our goal always remains the same: to imagine original and unusual giftscapable of creating a real moment when they are given or tested.

An unusual gift for every occasion

A poisoned gift can be given almost all year round.

You can find an idea for:

  • a birthday;
  • Christmas or a Secret Santa;
  • a farewell party;
  • a retirement;
  • a housewarming;
  • a bachelor party;
  • a bachelorette party;
  • Valentine's Day;
  • a wedding;
  • or simply an evening with friends.

And unlike traditional gifts, some of our ideas also work very well when there is no particular occasion.

After all, no one ever said you had to wait for a birthday to send a prank to a friend.

Unusual gifts for all budgets

No need to spend a fortune to make a good joke.

Our catalog offers both small humorous gifts and more elaborate products, allowing you to find an idea adapted to different budgets.

You can choose a gift alone, add a small surprise to a traditional gift or put together a real box with several products yourself.

A fake winning ticket, a trick card and a challenge, for example, can form a gift whose opening may take slightly longer than expected.

Find the perfect poisoned gift

Are you looking for a funny, original and unusual poisoned gift?

Browse our selection of pranks, jokes, gadgets, challenges and humorous gifts and choose the one that best suits your next victim.

Friend, colleague, boss, neighbor, mother-in-law, ex or family member: there is almost always a bad idea adapted to the right person.

At Cadeau Empoisonné, we simply decided to gather them all in one place.