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All our poisoned gifts

The Poisoned Gift Shop is an online store specializing in gifts such as bouquets of wilted flowers, bouquets of wilted roses, prank and humor gifts, mugs, special books, chocolate, scented candles, perfume, surprise balloons, and candies with very strange flavors. The gifts are specially designed for your ex, neighbor, mother-in-law, boss, friend, colleague, etc.

To have fun you need serious people

Secure payment in installments

Payment handled by Shopify Payment for credit cards, PayPal, Apple and Google Pay.
Klarna for 30-day payment or 3 interest-free installments. Payapl for 4 interest-free installments.

Delivery at your convenience to your home or to a relay point

Standard or express deliveries to your home or collection point with Colissimo, Chronopost, or Mondial Relay. Delivery takes between 24 and 72 hours, depending on the carrier chosen.

Your best accomplice

It's me, always ready to listen to you and offer advice and information to ensure your gifts are a success. Available 7 days a week via email, chat, and WhatsApp.

All our poisoned gifts

Mug The laundry bin is not for dogs

Mug Not today I have a migraine

Mug I would rather go deaf than hear you speak

Mug You're good but you're stupid...

Mug You're beautiful but from behind...

Mug Shut the fuck up!

Mug You will speak of my life when yours is an example

Mug I'm leaving you

Mug Back off asshole!

Baby bib "You were finished with the piss"

White F*ck candle

Baby F*ck candle green

Neon green F*ck candle

Pink F*ck candle

F*ck candle holder

The repartee guide by Laurent Baffie

How to be a good mother-in-law

Faux ticket à gratter pour annoncer une grossesse

Stickers saying “You parked like an idiot”

Fish kit

Pin's Ta Gueule

Black Olive Oil Extra Hot, the black olive oil matured with Carolina Reaper chili pepper

Horror headrest covers

Funny toilet paper roller