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All our poisoned gifts

The Poisoned Gift Shop is an online store specializing in gifts such as bouquets of wilted flowers, bouquets of wilted roses, prank and humor gifts, mugs, special books, chocolate, scented candles, perfume, surprise balloons, and candies with very strange flavors. The gifts are specially designed for your ex, neighbor, mother-in-law, boss, friend, colleague, etc.

To have fun you need serious people

Secure payment in installments

Payment handled by Shopify Payment for credit cards, PayPal, Apple and Google Pay.
Klarna for 30-day payment or 3 interest-free installments. Payapl for 4 interest-free installments.

Delivery at your convenience to your home or to a relay point

Standard or express deliveries to your home or collection point with Colissimo, Chronopost, or Mondial Relay. Delivery takes between 24 and 72 hours, depending on the carrier chosen.

Your best accomplice

It's me, always ready to listen to you and offer advice and information to ensure your gifts are a success. Available 7 days a week via email, chat, and WhatsApp.

All our poisoned gifts

Men's T-Shirt Do you want to play?

Women's T-Shirt I like to be dragged...out of bed

Women's T-Shirt If I'm wet, it's not rain

Men's T-Shirt If you're wet, it's not rain

Women's T-Shirt I like big cocks...

Fake Cover "Do Feminists Get Periods?"

Fake cover "The castle of Mescouilles"

Fake cover "Bad breath cured by plants"

New car scented candle

Men's T-shirt "You have two neurons...but no Wi-Fi between them"

Men's T-shirt "You are not the brightest star in the universe"

Women's T-shirt "You are not the brightest star in the universe"

Buldak Noodles 2x Spicy Hot Chicken

Anti-stress Voodoo Man Professor

Mother-in-law poster to print

Printable Whore Calendar for your boss

How not to kill your children on vacation

A little humorous self-defense manual for eco-friendly people

150 ideas to (re)annoy the world

Have kids!