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Congratulations Cards, You Parked Like Shit

Congratulations Cards, You Parked Like Shit

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🚗 Congratulations! "You're Parked Like Shit" – For bad parking pros

The rant that makes you smile (or not)

Are you fed up with cars parked like a slobbering spree? Sidewalks are being squatted, lines ignored, double-parking is being assumed? It's time to bring some order back (with a touch of humor) with our "You're parked like shit" cards .

🎯 What you receive:

  • A pack of 10 business card sized cards (9 x 5.4 cm)

  • Double-sided printing:

    • Front : Shocking message "CONGRATULATIONS! You parked like SHIT"

    • Back : List of violations to check + space for personalized comments

💡 Why you'll love it:

  • Convenient size : fits easily in your wallet, glove compartment or bag

  • 😂 Spicy but non-violent humor : say what everyone thinks without creating conflict

  • ✍️ Integrated checklist : check the relevant offense (sidewalk, double parking, disabled parking space without a permit, etc.)

  • 🎁 Original gift idea : for driving friends, grumpy colleagues or just yourself

📦 Use:

  • Perfect for frustrated drivers, stranded delivery drivers, or any citizen who wants a little common sense.

  • Slip it discreetly under the windshield wiper of a badly parked driver. Guaranteed impact!

⚠️ Please note:

These cards are for humorous purposes . They are not a substitute for an official ticket... but they can make you think (and laugh)!

🛒 Add them to your cart now and turn every bad parking spot into an opportunity to express yourself with humor!

Set of 10 cards

Free and home delivery

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  • All shipping is free and home delivery guaranteed

    No bad surprise at the end of your basket.

    No relay point delivery, only at home by hand.

  • Want to personalize your gift?

    Do not hesitate to contact us if you want to add a little sweet note with your order.

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