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Our creations

Discover all our exclusive creations made in France

T-Shirt femme J'aime les grosses queues...

Type: T-shirt

Women's T-Shirt I like big cocks...

Regular price €29,00
Sale price €29,00 Regular price
Mug "Toi tu as une tête à connaître le goût des feutres"

Type: Mug

Mug "You look like someone who knows the taste of felt-tip pens"

Regular price €19,00
Sale price €19,00 Regular price
T-shirt Homme "Toi tu as une tête à connaître le goût des feutres"

Type: T-shirt

Men's T-shirt "You look like someone who knows the taste of felt-tip pens"

Regular price €29,00
Sale price €29,00 Regular price
T-shirt Femme "Ton ascenseur ne monte pas au dernier étage"

Type: T-shirt

Women's T-shirt "Your elevator does not go to the top floor"

Regular price €29,00
Sale price €29,00 Regular price
T-shirt Homme "Tu n'es pas le couteau le plus aiguisé du tiroir"

Type: T-shirt

Men's T-shirt "You're not the sharpest knife in the drawer"

Regular price €29,00
Sale price €29,00 Regular price
T-shirt Femme "Tu n'es pas le couteau le plus aiguisé du tiroir"

Type: T-shirt

Women's T-shirt "You are not the sharpest knife in the drawer"

Regular price €29,00
Sale price €29,00 Regular price
T-shirt Homme " Tu n'as pas toutes les frites dans le même sachet "

Type: T-shirt

Men's T-shirt "You don't have all the fries in the same bag"

Regular price €29,00
Sale price €29,00 Regular price
Mug Tu parleras de ma vie quand la tienne sera un exemple

Type: Mug

Mug You will speak of my life when yours is an example

Regular price €14,00
Sale price €14,00 Regular price
Mug Pas aujourd'hui j'ai la migraine

Type: Mug

Mug Not today I have a migraine

Regular price €14,00
Sale price €14,00 Regular price
Mug Le bac à linge ce n'est pas pour les chiens

Type: Mug

Mug The laundry bin is not for dogs

Regular price €14,00
Sale price €14,00 Regular price
Mug Je te quitte

Type: Mug

Mug I'm leaving you

Regular price €14,00
Sale price €14,00 Regular price
Mug Je préfère encore devenir sourd que de t'entendre parler

Type: Mug

Mug I would rather go deaf than hear you speak

Regular price €14,00
Sale price €14,00 Regular price
Mug Ferme ta gueule !

Type: Mug

Mug Shut the fuck up!

Regular price €14,00
Sale price €14,00 Regular price
Mug Dégage connasse !

Type: Mug

Get out bitch mug!

Regular price €14,00
Sale price €14,00 Regular price
Lot de 3 Sac à vomi en papier "Tu me fais vomir !"

Type: Vomit bag

Set of 3 Paper vomit bags “You make me vomit!”

Regular price €4,00
Sale price €4,00 Regular price €6,00
Bavoir bébé "Tu as été fini à la pisse"

Type: Bib

Baby bib "You were finished with the piss"

Regular price €19,00
Sale price €19,00 Regular price
Black Olive Oil Extra Hot, l'huile d'olive noire maturée au piment Carolina Reaper

Type: Olive oil

Black Olive Oil Extra Hot, the black olive oil matured with Carolina Reaper chili pepper

Regular price €18,00
Sale price €18,00 Regular price
T-Shirt Femme J'aime qu'on me tire...du lit

Type: T-shirt

Women's T-Shirt I like to be dragged...out of bed

Regular price €29,00
Sale price €29,00 Regular price
T-Shirt Homme Tu veux jouer ?

Type: T-shirt

Men's T-Shirt Do you want to play?

Regular price €29,00
Sale price €29,00 Regular price
T-Shirt Femme Si je mouille, c'est pas la pluie

Type: T-shirt

Women's T-Shirt If I'm wet, it's not rain

Regular price €29,00
Sale price €29,00 Regular price
T-Shirt Homme Si tu mouilles, c'est pas la pluie

Type: T-shirt

Men's T-Shirt If you're wet, it's not rain

Regular price €29,00
Sale price €29,00 Regular price
T-shirt Homme "T'as deux neurones...mais pas le wi-fi entre eux"

Type: T-shirt

Men's T-shirt "You have two neurons...but no Wi-Fi between them"

Regular price €29,00
Sale price €29,00 Regular price
T-shirt Homme "Tu n'es pas l'étoile la plus brillante de l'univers"

Type: T-shirt

Men's T-shirt "You are not the brightest star in the universe"

Regular price €29,00
Sale price €29,00 Regular price
T-shirt Femme "Tu n'es pas l'étoile la plus brillante de l'univers"

Type: T-shirt

Women's T-shirt "You are not the brightest star in the universe"

Regular price €29,00
Sale price €29,00 Regular price

Discover our original creations and unusual gifts

Are you looking for an original giftthat you won't find in every store?

Welcome to the Our Creationscollection from Cadeau Empoisonné.

Here, we have gathered products imagined, developed, or customized especially for our world: unusual gifts, extreme challenges, humorous creations, booby-trapped products, and quirky objects designed to provoke a real reaction.

Some make you laugh.

Others sting.

A few smell extremely bad.

And that's precisely why they exist.

Original gifts imagined by Cadeau Empoisonné

At Cadeau Empoisonné, we don't just want to offer the same gadgets as everyone else.

Part of our catalog consists of original creationsdeveloped to offer different experiences: surprising a friend, playing a trick on a colleague, provoking laughter during a birthday, or organizing a challenge among loved ones.

Among our emblematic creations, you can discover products such as the Death Spray, the Hot Choc Challenge, the Choco Sour Challenge, the Hot Popcorn Challenge, the Hot Rum, or even the Death Candle Challenge.

Ideas designed for those who find that a classic gift sometimes sorely lacks personality.

Completely extreme food challenges

Do you like to test your limits or those of your friends?

Part of our creations is dedicated to food challenges.

Extremely spicy chocolate, explosive popcorn, chili cashews, burning peanuts, or intentionally very sour products: these challenges transform a simple product into a real experience to share.

They are perfect for:

  • a birthday;
  • a party with friends;
  • a bachelor or bachelorette party;
  • a family challenge;
  • a humorous gift;
  • or simply to find out which of your friends will give up first.

Some of our products notably use the famous Carolina Reaper, one of the hottest chilies in the world.

Reserved for the bravest.

Creations made in France

We also attach great importance to French manufacturing.

Several of our creations are developed or manufactured in France, particularly in collaboration with local artisans and partners.

Artisanal chocolates, drinks, spicy products, or olfactory creations: when possible, we favor French partners capable of bringing our most improbable ideas to life.

Some creations are also made or prepared directly by us.

This allows us to offer more exclusive products and to develop a universe that you will not find in a traditional gift shop.

Death Spray: when a gift turns into an olfactory weapon

Certain creations have become emblematic of Cadeau Empoisonné.

The Death Spray, for example, was designed for those who find that a simple stinky spray is not memorable enough.

Its objective is simple: to provoke an immediate reaction with a particularly difficult-to-ignore smell.

To be used for a prank among friends, a joke among colleagues, or a carefully prepared humorous revenge.

A gift that no one will probably ask you to share.

Creations for all occasions

Our original gifts can be used for many occasions.

You can find a creation for:

  • a birthday;
  • Christmas or a Secret Santa;
  • a farewell party;
  • a housewarming;
  • a bachelor party;
  • a bachelorette party;
  • an unconventional Valentine's Day;
  • a friend;
  • a colleague;
  • a boss;
  • a neighbor;
  • or a particularly deserving ex.

And unlike a classic gift, some of our creations even work very well when there is absolutely no occasion.

Sometimes, the desire to play a trick on someone is enough.

Unusual gifts that provoke a real reaction

Our goal is not simply to sell objects.

We are looking for unusual gift ideascapable of creating a moment: surprise, laughter, doubt, grimace, challenge, or sometimes immediate regret for having agreed to taste something.

It is this reaction that transforms a small gift into a true memory.

A fake gift can become the best anecdote of a birthday.

A challenge can liven up an entire evening.

And a bad smell can unfortunately linger in memories a little longer than expected.

Discover Cadeau Empoisonné's creations

Browse our collection and discover Cadeau Empoisonné's original creations: challenges, funny gifts, unusual products, and completely quirky ideas designed to surprise your loved ones.

Some are made in France, others are developed especially for our universe, but they all have one thing in common:

they don't really resemble the gifts you find elsewhere.

And that's exactly the goal.