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All our poisoned gifts

The Poisoned Gift Shop is an online store specializing in gifts such as bouquets of wilted flowers, bouquets of wilted roses, prank and humor gifts, mugs, special books, chocolate, scented candles, perfume, surprise balloons, and candies with very strange flavors. The gifts are specially designed for your ex, neighbor, mother-in-law, boss, friend, colleague, etc.

To have fun you need serious people

Secure payment in installments

Payment handled by Shopify Payment for credit cards, PayPal, Apple and Google Pay.
Klarna for 30-day payment or 3 interest-free installments. Payapl for 4 interest-free installments.

Delivery at your convenience to your home or to a relay point

Standard or express deliveries to your home or collection point with Colissimo, Chronopost, or Mondial Relay. Delivery takes between 24 and 72 hours, depending on the carrier chosen.

Your best accomplice

It's me, always ready to listen to you and offer advice and information to ensure your gifts are a success. Available 7 days a week via email, chat, and WhatsApp.

All our poisoned gifts

Salt Chip Challenge, the saltiest chip in the world

Toe of Satan Challenge, the strongest lollipop in the world

2026 Calendar of the Best Mullet Haircuts

False positive pregnancy test

Congratulations Cards, You Parked Like Shit

Hot Rum, artisanal rum made in France with Carolina Reaper pepper

Set of 3 stinky sprays

2026 Shit Calendar to Print

Why being left-wing is great

Cock key ring shopping cart token

Fart scented candle

Hot Choc Challenge and Hot Chip Challenge Pack

Middle finger in a box

Middle finger earrings

"Merry Christmas" card with a singing cat and glitter

Fake scratch card winning €20,000

"Happy Birthday" card with endless music and glitter

Zizi S*ck Me earring

"Happy Birthday" card with endless fart noise and glitter

Set of 3 trapped envelopes with glitter

Diesel scented candle

Miracle Candies, the Funny Fake Medicine Boxes

Cat Asshole Calendar

Habanero Bear Candies, very spicy candies