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How to traumatize your child - 7 surefire ways to turn him into a maladjusted but awesome person

How to traumatize your child - 7 surefire ways to turn him into a maladjusted but awesome person

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Childhood trauma constitutes a decisive advantage in life.
Know how to share it with your children!

Learn to:
determine your trauma parent profile;

cultivate resentment in your offspring;
give your child enough material to one day write their memoirs.
Because it is inevitable to traumatize your child, you might as well do it deliberately and with finesse. It's demanding at first but, thanks to this cult book (and with a little perseverance), you will achieve it without apparent effort. Later, your child will understand all the energy you invested in this task and will be grateful for such dedication.

This anniversary edition offers new quizzes that will allow you to assess your trauma skills and optimize the resentment experienced by your child.

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