{"product_id":"autocollants-tu-t-es-gare-comme-une-merde","title":"Stickers saying “You parked like an idiot”","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"136\" data-end=\"223\"\u003e Have you tried putting the note on the windshield?\u003cbr data-start=\"179\" data-end=\"182\"\u003e The horn?\u003cbr data-start=\"193\" data-end=\"196\"\u003e Deep breathing?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-start=\"225\" data-end=\"244\"\u003e 👉 Nothing worked.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-start=\"246\" data-end=\"363\"\u003e Here's the \u003cstrong data-start=\"264\" data-end=\"296\"\u003esimple, funny, and universal\u003c\/strong\u003e solution:\u003cbr data-start=\"298\" data-end=\"301\"\u003e \u003cstrong data-start=\"301\" data-end=\"344\"\u003ethe sticker “You parked like a…”\u003c\/strong\u003e (yes, \u003cem data-start=\"351\" data-end=\"361\"\u003ethat one\u003c\/em\u003e ).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-start=\"365\" data-end=\"543\"\u003eWith its hilarious illustration and straightforward message, this sticker gets the message across \u003cstrong data-start=\"464\" data-end=\"478\"\u003ewithout shouting\u003c\/strong\u003e , \u003cstrong data-start=\"480\" data-end=\"497\"\u003ewithout insulting\u003c\/strong\u003e (well… almost 😏) and above all \u003cstrong data-start=\"527\" data-end=\"542\"\u003ewith humor\u003c\/strong\u003e .\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-start=\"545\" data-end=\"578\"\u003e 😂 \u003cstrong data-start=\"548\" data-end=\"576\"\u003eWhy it's great:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul data-start=\"579\" data-end=\"844\"\u003e\n\n\u003cli data-start=\"579\" data-end=\"622\"\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-start=\"581\" data-end=\"622\"\u003e It makes you smile even when you're badly parked. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\n\u003cli data-start=\"623\" data-end=\"688\"\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-start=\"625\" data-end=\"688\"\u003e Perfect for parking lots, narrow streets, and distracted neighbors \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\n\u003cli data-start=\"689\" data-end=\"731\"\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-start=\"691\" data-end=\"731\"\u003e Clear, legible, and impossible to ignore. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\n\u003cli data-start=\"732\" data-end=\"779\"\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-start=\"734\" data-end=\"779\"\u003e Practical format, visible without being aggressive \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\n\u003cli data-start=\"780\" data-end=\"844\"\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-start=\"782\" data-end=\"844\"\u003e Resilient and ready to face any underhanded tactics\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\n\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-start=\"846\" data-end=\"872\"\u003e 🅿️ \u003cstrong data-start=\"850\" data-end=\"868\"\u003eMessage included\u003c\/strong\u003e : \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cblockquote data-start=\"873\" data-end=\"958\"\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-start=\"875\" data-end=\"958\"\u003e \u003cem data-start=\"875\" data-end=\"913\"\u003ePlease move your vehicle\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"913\" data-end=\"916\"\u003e (translation: “Thanks, but really… this is ridiculous.”)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-start=\"960\" data-end=\"992\"\u003e 🎁 A perfect gift for yourself or someone else if: \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul data-start=\"993\" data-end=\"1129\"\u003e\n\n\u003cli data-start=\"993\" data-end=\"1029\"\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-start=\"995\" data-end=\"1029\"\u003e Do you like slightly trashy humor? \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\n\u003cli data-start=\"1030\" data-end=\"1082\"\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-start=\"1032\" data-end=\"1082\"\u003e Are you fed up with other people's missed parking spots? \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\n\u003cli data-start=\"1083\" data-end=\"1129\"\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-start=\"1085\" data-end=\"1129\"\u003e You prefer to laugh rather than get angry\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\n\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-start=\"1131\" data-end=\"1209\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1131\" data-end=\"1204\"\u003eBecause bad parking sometimes deserves… a good sticker.\u003c\/strong\u003e 😎\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-start=\"1131\" data-end=\"1209\"\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eSold in packs of 10\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-start=\"1131\" data-end=\"1209\"\u003e Dimensions 10 x 15cm\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Cadeau Empoisonné","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56428396380492,"sku":null,"price":10.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0607\/4292\/6474\/files\/e6f3dad1-01c0-4825-854f-853afd87ac67_1.jpg?v=1770309423","url":"https:\/\/cadeauempoisonne.com\/en\/products\/autocollants-tu-t-es-gare-comme-une-merde","provider":"Cadeau Empoisonné","version":"1.0","type":"link"}